Alright. Maybe I’ll try it again.

As the prophecy foretold.

Bringing her to the sky

Was on a follow-up call to a meeting that was yesterday and opened with “on our call last week” who friggin cares anymore

Shea isn’t allowed

Got two invites for here if anyone knows someone that wants one. Not posting on Twitter because I don’t want random vultures.

Quick check-in skeet

The Phils

What do you mean? I love all the posts from terrible meme accounts and absolutely zero posts from anyone I know!

Not at all

Circus tent

Leading experts

Fact: food grilled by a guy wearing Crocs and drinking a Modelo just tastes better

finding my twitter mutuals on here

Riding my cruiser around town with a nice little buzz on, as the forefathers intended

The Phils have scored 22 runs in 10 innings in the Bluesky era

Passing up another bar to come home and drink with my guy is always an easy choice

Bluesky exclusive Espresso Tinis

Thinking about Jalen Hurts, AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith, of the Philadelphia Eagles

He would be the first one of us banned from Bluesky for sure

Sadly they can’t express those feelings anywhere

This will bang* when everyone takes the 3 minutes to let the two images load

*get 4 likes

Getting an invite to Bluesky just before they shut down new invites for Twitter refugees

Know the rules: Appropriate: Handsome guy in the office saying: Bluesky error: ! Post has failed to upload. Please check your internet connection and try again. Woman in office: Awww, you’re sweet. Inappropriate: Ugly guy in office saying: Twitter error message “Rate Limit Exceeded. Please wait a few moments, then try again Same woman in office: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

This is basically Twitter on AOL dial-up

It’s still loading give me a sec

Choosing to pay FVV and Dillon Brooks over a Harden reunion. Uno is down BAD bad.

This is just making me angry about yesterday’s game now

Castellanos homer in memoriam of Twitter