“You must be this tall to ride this ride:” but they’re measuring my skull to make sure I’m a natural born woman before I can ride Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure at Universal Studios Orlando Florida
Just redownloaded this app because I have fomo
Singing into the chest of a police officer hoping that a talent scout will see the body cam footage and call me
Do you guys even like Japanese dogs on bluesky?
Fuck small talk, I wanna discuss what would’ve happened if Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs had been the proceeding judge in the OJ Simpson trial
Do you guys even like Japanese dogs on bluesky?
pleaseeeeee pleaseee pleaaaaase just post one more video of fireworks I forgot what they looked like from the last video
If a tweet is made on bluesky but no one is around to hear it did it even make a sound?
I guess I got in early enough that wasn’t a restriction yet….
may the Fourth of July be with you
Should I post hole on bluesky
sacrificing 12 virgins at the taco bell volcano menu sign
They won’t give me a lobotomy
Singing into the chest of a police officer hoping that a talent scout will see the body cam footage and call me
Pronouncing bluesky like a brewski
screaming into the void
💕
grimace is now under my control
“You must be this tall to ride this ride:” but they’re measuring my skull to make sure I’m a natural born woman before I can ride Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure at Universal Studios Orlando Florida
has ozempic made it to bluesky yet?
made it into the club