god when will it be my turn to have a grill and grill fresh breakfast sammiches for the hungover homies in the morning, the smell of bacon wafting into the house. they come out in pajamas and one gently holds me from behind as I flip a fried egg. this is my purpose
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walking down to my neighbor’s deck. I will share my joint for one american hamburger off their grill. offer stands for any other bidders
I was very very brave and didn’t cry trying to grocery shop off my meds today
is my life devoid of meaning and will I be trapped in my own inaction and self-pity forever, or did insurance just fuck me over and i didn’t have my meds this morning. only time will tell
work is busy and sucks but im getting blitzed and having pho with friends after so I will allow it
goddammit now I’m torn between joking abt marketing the goops and joking abt needing a new protein supplement
high protein
i am not an (T)MRA i am not a (trans)misandrist i am a secret third thing (material analysis enjoyer)
Has anyone thought of asking the "woke" Pope if sentencing millions of trans people to misery and death by unilaterally cutting off their healthcare is in his interest or no
When a kitty purrs while I’m petting it my brain instantly goes “Wow!!! My life matters!!!”
my mom said the same thing when I started T. I was IDing as transmasc non-binary at the time and she also said “but you’re not a MAN, are you?”
A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries
And it doesn't even protect children.
While everyone wants you debating if the economy's up, the Trump regime's soon to declare a ban on trans youth healthcare nationwide, Ohio is trying to outright ban us from public life, & Tennessee just passed a registry to publicly list every trans person in the state.
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oooo my resolution is so low, are you jealous someone else resized me,,
it disgusts me that we live in such a capitalist society that consumption becomes the self to the point of demonstrating "fanhood" through spending more than anyone else. music in itself is such a beautiful thing, and everybody deserves access to it. i don't care if you know all the lyrics.
with all the talk abt livenation, I've noticed the phrase "a win for fans" everywhere, which seems like a symptom of identity tied to consumption. the issue isn't that "fans" are being denied a product they're entitled to bc of "fan" status, it's that ppl can't afford to experience live music at all
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him.
If you read the quote, he's not at all expressing remorse for his anti-trans stuff, it's just another flavor of him being mad that his "jokes" don't exist in a vacuum and that his actions have consequences.
you have brought this to my attention and now I have to spend $30 dammit!
new sextile fucks new slayyyter fucks now I need one more banger electronic pop record and some noise rock and gay guy summer is on babey
pooping weird this morning. now let’s add two cups of coffee
you’re splitting hairs because you can’t get around the fact that you brought Mattie’s transness up first and your other replies show you think trans ppl think the same and that you, a cis person, know what that way *should* be and trans ppl who disagree are wrong. that’s why you’re getting pushback
figuring out how to get spiffy for a birthday dinner when it’s 78 degrees out somebody call the fashion police on me
felt, seconded, etc. im rlly dreading summer weather w a binder ugh
I get this brainworm so i imagine im looking at a different gay guys tummy fat and then I am distracted
HELL YEA
fuck hbo and their genocidal Harry Potter shit I don’t need it
spent the last couple days setting up a plex server and uploading a fuckton of free movies from the internet archive can I get a hell yeah
I would like to have a cow spotted cat someday with symmetrical face spots so I can name him Rorschach. wouldn’t that be great
UGH goddammit
youre looking so good dude holy moly