Going off-gimmick to curse your timeline with some nightmare fuel.

Screenshot of a post from Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Anyway fuck that loathsome subnormal Elon Musk and fuck all the creepy losers who idolize him."

idk about this one chief

I bet this would be funny if I knew who Radley Balko is but as a well-known context hater I will not look him up.

Right now, frowny losers are collecting our hope-Trump-dies comments from Bluesky to write frowny columns.

That is the pinnacle of their skills.

Screenshot from a post by Fucking Bitch Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "The Rule of Goats is this: If you fucking a goat, you're a goatfucker. It doesn't matter that you were fucking the goat ironically, or to troll people. You fucked a goat."

When someone says something too stupid to be true, check to see if they’re a satirical/troll account, and try not to fall for it every single fucking time, like me.

Which begs the question, why didn't Trump's team just put out a fake Epstein list that has everyone they hate on it? That's all it would have taken to placate enough of his base that he could wriggle past this whole thing.

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Screenshot of a comment from Popehat's Interests First (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "This was before Bluesky existed which is why my Atlantic piece didn't mention how mean y'all are."

Orc War and Orc Peace

Screenshot of a comment from Popehat's Interests First (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Trolling Ari Cohn with bad free speech takes is a cherished cultural tradition and should not be limited."

I was going to ask if you smell toast but apparently I'm the only one who doesn't get it

Screenshot of a comment from Bad Popehat With Evil Intentions (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads "/3 Anyway, it's time for the good Father to go write his Atlantic piece about what an echo chamber Bluesky is."

Screenshot of a comment from Bad Popehat With Evil Intentions(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Nothing worse than those Public Counsel and ACLU fuckers rolling up in their yachts."

A screenshot of a comment from Call ICE The Gestapo Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Ponies should fly out of my ass"

Screenshot of a comment from Well We're All Going To Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "[me, wheezing as I lumber after a bulgogi taco truck playing KPop] why do they have to drive uphill"

Screenshot of a comment from Well We're All Going To Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "Once a Canadian Twitter user told me to eat a bowl of dicks. They're a very tidy people.

Hiding constipation tears under those shades.

Screenshot of a Twitter comment from 18Hat793 (@Popehat) that reads, "I wouldn't be Trump's lawyer. But I could see being Trump's lawyer's lawyer's lawyer."

From the infernal archives:

Screenshot of a post from Well We're All Going To Hat(@kenwhite.bsky.social) that reads, "/3 Anyway, a reminder: when people are proud to be a piece of shit, insist on treating them like a piece of shit. You'll get some hand-wringing about cancel culture but not from anyone worth listening to."

Screenshot of an old tweet from AbortinistBitchHat (@popehat) that reads, "Just can't get into those. I feel each person deserves an individualized moment of contempt, a personal touch in my rejecting them as a human being.

Screenshot of an old tweet from DarkTimesHat that reads "Every now and then on this hellsite some C-list celeb comes bustin out of the wall like the fuckin Kool-Aid man all hot and bothered."

Reviving another @kenwhite.bsky.social tweet that's taken up long term residence in my brain.