I’ve only ever seen Lipton’s at breakfast buffets outside of the UK. Twinings is the good stuff

It's alright Boris, you only need one if you work for a living.

Judge Dredd beats up and arrests Batman and it isn't even difficult for him

We know just what to give that guy for #BatmanDay....

TWENTY YEARS IN THE ISO CUBES

What a furry little fella! 😍

Adorable Elephant feel all loved with cuddles.. 🥰

Man will I ever remember to put #booksky

Only on p.21 of the new Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and omg I’m already so over you Darnell

Yes I am in a coffee shop without my earplugs 😣

Is there any more disappointing start to a conversation than ‘I’m the sort of person who…’? Promises so much and yet the follow-up is invariably utterly banal.

‘How is it MD?’

Wondering how many people in Altrincham Nando’s are in witness protection? Statistically probs none. Disappointing.

Just heard myself say in all seriousness ‘this is how it starts, the rise of the machines’. Alright Will Smith’s Nan

He’s got us 😢

Can I eat chocolates with booze in during Dry January?

Guys if you live in a teeny town it’s nigh on impossible to get to 10,000 steps a day. No I’m not walking through fields

‘You Shall Know our Velocity’ Dave Eggers. Clever, funny, beautifully written books about grief should be a genre

Now it’s really Xmas earthlings! @2000ad.bsky.social

Celebrating #taylorswiftbirthday by polishing off the leftover fizzy wine and watching the new Star Wars thingy on Disney. It’s what she would have wanted

You’re supposed to put #booksky #tbr you daft banana

Well this little beauty just jumped right in at the top of my tbr

Me and my library book are perched in a fancy coffee shop in a fancy Cheshire town, and we haven’t heard one Northern accent in the last hour (nor any common Southerners like me neither)

Genuinely perturbed by this bonfire pic 😧

Altrincham don’t half fancy itself

I misread this as ‘nonce’ and thought ‘ooh no, totally missed the vibe’

That literally is the polite way to say it. You’re just getting your gentle well-wishes confused with ‘can you eff off home you germ-ridden bastard’

11 yo asking me homework questions about relative pronouns and subordinate clauses, and all I’ve got is ‘soz kid, we didn’t have grammar in the ‘80’s’

Respectfully disagree. It’s the remaining ‘unfulfilled’ and continuing to do it anyway that stops us being an arse

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,942,279, Misabel ‪@misabel.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 11, 2023"

I like this numbers game

If anyone needs me I’ll be gazing longingly at Maileg mousies on Instagram

This is making me so happy