Winning meaningless bar trivia is the most powerful feeling, especially when it’s gay bar trivia and the host/owner regards you with the deepest “ugh these fucking guys” energy

just ran the sky follower bridge thing so if I just followed you it was an automated process! which is probably fine but just in case there were some weird follows in there I promise it wasn't intentional, just a robot doing its work

anyway: 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

A constantly expanding file of evidence that if you refuse to retire and insist on dying in office your legacy becomes that you fucked things up and forestalled or even rolled back progress, and people will either curse your name or clown on your death

it’s so excruciating that the powerful “touch grass” lobby is just entirely correct. like I should be able to just be fine in the online cocoon, but no, turns out it’s way fuckin better to just go outside and be moving and doing things as much as possible. I rediscover this every two months

people don’t know this but vlad was a huge airtime guy

I still can’t believe they exceeded that freakin rate limit

always thought the end of Twitter would have real “last day of middle school” vibes but instead it’s like if that last day was a random unannounced Monday and you were kicked off campus once you had talked to six people

this app’s feed is extremely difficult to follow logically but it’s great because the posts and threads I’m having trouble following are like 90% people saying good morning to each other, it’s so lovely