All the cool kids refer to ChatGPT as "chat jippity"

I refer to it as "Chez Geppetto"

a woman in a red sweater is standing in front of a christmas decoration and says it 's glorious . Alt: a woman in a red sweater is standing in front of a christmas decoration and proclaiming it 's glorious .

LinkedIn posts in 2026 :

"Sure, a lot of this agentic workflow output I'm producing is just useless AI slop...

...but it's MY useless AI slop..."

a woman says i 'm focused while making a funny face Alt: a woman says i 'm focused while making a funny face

When your wife warns you about your coffee overconsumption for the morning but you are balls deep into the coding zone

Saw a LinkedIn AI slurper with little interesting insights "flexing" that he had automated posting drivel across LinkedIn, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, X, Threads, and YouTube (thankfully no Bluesky or Mastodon)

Literally he's just bragging about his spam spree

Self-Branding ruined social media

There is a new coffee joint coming to Kansas City that specializes in heavy metal music and has burritos and if they don't have Hanger 18-Hour Cold Brew, Master of Peppers, Cemetery Guac, and Roast in Peace on the menu I'ma be devastated

www.kansascity.com/news/busines...

I have my PC send Claude a message that simply has "say yo" in the body using Haiku every morning at 2:10 am

That way my 5 hour window gets reset at 7 am

Given my poor sleeping and busy contract schedule it definitely helps me sneak in a little more productivity for my game rewrite ✊

Hell hath no fury like healthcare insurance vendor eligibility data files

a man in a suit and tie says that he just wants it to stop Alt: a man in a suit and tie says that he just wants it to stop

If you ever want to appreciate being a data engineer/architect, go back to the data analyst trenches for a few days

a woman in a blue shirt is sitting on a red couch with her hands in the air Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting on a red couch giving a chefs kiss

The first 10 minutes of this week's Daredevil

If your upcoming AI model isn't so kickass at "reasoning" that it poses such a huge danger to society as a whole that you can't release it publicly, is your dev team even worth a shit at this point?

I mean, why expect the multibillion dollar company whose core browser shits on W3C compliance to fix it or just simply use an alternate browser when you can accuse a small one person web team of "not caring for their users" because they refuse to write batshit JS to work around the bug instead?

Listened to NPR news for the first time in a while

It is absolute ass now just - all it did was try to normalize the batshit insane political decisions happening in the United State is these days

These aren't strategic chess moves - its more "insanely pound the table and see where shit lands"

a man talking to another man with the words did we just become best friends below him Alt: a man talking to another man with the words did we just become best friends below him and another man saying yup

New Hampshire is one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time.. Mantrapping for Sport and Profit is damn close

Scissorfight slaps!

a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something Alt: a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at a different mb person trying to fit a square block in a round hole

Me out of Claude minutes for this session watching Gemini try to solve easy shit

Calling someone a madman is far too endearing when talking about a person that is simply coddled and insane

Goose : Why can't you offer updates that people appreciate like Volvo instead of making shit worse? ..then screams the same question while chasing someone...

Threads is hilarious because it's primarily a self contained swath of people sitting around eating their own self-posted dogshit and when you pop in to try and find any resemblance of breaking news 75% of the messages have so much inside baseball it makes Looksmaxxing lingo sound scholarly

Unless you have worked in customer service you really have no idea what a bunch of little whiny bitches live amongst us

Pleasantly surprised! Good on Volvo.

A candy store in universal studios named honk honkers

a man is talking to a woman while holding his hand to his face and saying `` well ? i need details '' . Alt: a man is talking to a woman while holding his hand to his face and saying `` well ? i need details '' .

.. we need more details on said de-enshitification! Enquiring minds like blooskie wanna know!

A rack of 5 old Dell computers, a couple of routers, and a cvm switch

My basement gutter version of Azure circa 2014

a brown and white cat is laying on a person 's lap and looking at the camera . Alt: a brown and white cat is sitting on a person and biting them

Today I'm eating some of the Dirty Dicks Ghostzilla hot sauce from my Hot Ones subscription

It's got a nice sweet taste but dis boi bot that bite in 'em!

Gonna mix it with some Sweet Habanero Cholula so I can partake on some chicken thighs! 🥵

It's definitely not "better"..

..but I enjoy it a lot more.. 🤠

I'm unashamedly team Escape from LA > Escape from New York...

If you want to get really galaxy brained here -

Usually companies own the architecture

And rote coding and software development are agreeably different skills

But if you don't learn to understand the code the software you ultimately develop will be forever limited by the models you use

I can tell I'm getting fuggin' assed out of my real job when I start streaming entire "comfort albums"

..I'm streaming "comfort albums" again...

The "good" news that while AI gets the jist it's horrible with nuance - so the art/code/everything it produces is just.. "there"

That said, I'm pretty sure not enough people care about nuance to begin with which is why new articles and website "art" is 95% slop now

I'm not sure the solution sadly😔

Meet the new coder; same and hopefully as clever as the (very) old coder

My thoughts have evolved a bit from this blog I wrote, but the basis is the same -

IMO the days of "on the job" experience for coding work is numbered and, if you wanna get that experience, you're gonna have to really live that life and get it on your own

undistinguished.com?myart=202507...

Sure, working in healthcare adjacent data engineering is unsexy af and blows phat ass, but as long as healthcare in the United States is a chaotic bumblephuck, you can usually find and keep work