haha, that rules

I'm sure the Wharton School of Business is proud

"irrational, emotional, religious zealots" you say?

I just remember there being a subgroup of people when this story broke who were INSISTENT that the pictures really didn't show anything weird or untoward at all.

A retroactive "C'mon, man" to them.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a fence in the background . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with a fence in the background .

"Young Bert and some tiny doooooogs"

He's probably a flat-Earther, too

Oh man, 103 would be so rad

"You get that Muldoon obit up yet?"

"Yep boss, all sexy just like you wanted it."

When I die, please make sure my obituary has this framing.

HE MESSED UP HIS ENTIRE LIFE, PEOPLE

Absolutely reading it in Borat voice

You know, if you actually listen to the lyrics, Afroman's "Because I Got High" is a harrowing tale of warning and woe against smoking pot.

I guess that tracks with Weiland :(

Very much so! Phoenix-level drunk.

Mets mindset

Oh nooooooo Fitzpatrick

Just an FYI in case you want to pre-congratulate me for when I win on Tuesday night.

!!!

god, Riker really is the perfect man

Look to the west now, Chicago friends.

Remember when we shot four humans around that beautiful thing last week?

Long-time sports gambler and cement shoes aficionado

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Grogu's got what plants crave

Do not taunt Grogu.

Ah yes, I have been rewatching the Packers playoff game often, too

Sheesh, Happ crushed that

I am seeing this without context and it worries me, John

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

And Bill, it's a trio on @wgntv.com tonight