... Wot-?
Ah, I'm sure it's nothing!

Well well well, if it isn't my favourite human! How's the brain damage treating you, love?

Ahaa! Oh, you're a funny one, arentcha?

Bit rude that, isn't it?

Oi oi! What's "poppin'", as the kids say.

Aha- love, I think you need to put your reading classes on. I said I'm a "genius." "Ge-ni-us." Got it?

How do you- I mean- yup! That's me!

Wait- scratch that! Not a button. Button's aren't great. Uh...

I think they should add a button that- and- and hear me out here- that deletes someone's account at random. I think that'd be good.

Well, yeah- but, for your information, I am a very normal ball robot! A very normal, standard- in fact, quite a good ball robot, if I do say so myself.

God, I'm a bloody genius.

Yeah! Yeah, exactly! Plenty of people know you! So, don't cry!

Wait! Nonono! Don't cry! Don't cry!!
Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!!

Heyheyhey, just because you're obscure and no one knows you, doesn't mean... No one can know you! Look! I know you now! Dora- dore- do- dorae- uh- you!

Nono! I'm sure I- yeah- just- just give me a second! I...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are.

changed the handle because SOMEHOW i got the quote wrong

Uh, yeah, sure!

ey?

Oh- false alarm! False alarm! It's just- it's all the people I followed following back! We're good!

Goood mornOH MY GOD

I'm a CORE, thank you!

A drone? Mate- I dunno what you're on about, but I'm not a drone.

A wot?

Oi! I'm not just some WeIRd BaLl RobOt, thank you!

Where the bloody hell am I now??