A man with Bloaty Head Syndrome in the sick virtual reality video game Theme Hospital

What makes you think humans make Crock

A notional logo for a renationalised National Grid

Could almost have been used c1979

The sound of its huge feet stomping in the mud were recorded and used as the percussion track for a 17-minute track about the Armenian Genocide as viewed from afar by a newly formed nebula containing some of the atoms that used to be part of the body of Ludwig II of Bavaria

I don't find Mastodon annoying, but I find the people on Mastodon annoying enough to make up for it.

It now seems hilarious that the tournament was promoted (by ITV at least) as being impossible to call. It was anyone's World Cup! Welp, turns out it's going to be won by the same team that won it last time, or the time before that, or the time before that, or the time before that.

#RWC2023 #RWC

Out of context

For some people it is, and that's perfectly fine, as long as those people don't make it their business to tell us all about it unsolicited, especially if they act like they're taking some kind of interesting and provocative stance

Or a neutral, I suppose.

Unless you're from one of the two countries it's impossible to care about the final, and it makes it feel like a waste of time caring about the whole tournament. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

A month of often nail-biting rugby ends with the two teams who've won it more than anyone else, including all of the last five tournaments, essentially reeling around and falling on the final. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

And so was the whole tournament. Some of the best rugby I've ever seen only to end up with the absolute least interesting possible final. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

Well that was a massive waste of time #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

Smiling politely

My standards are low, I just want them to hold up a garland for three weeks, preferably better than sellotape or blu-tak

Haydn Gwynne: Screen and stage star dies aged 66 She was known for TV shows like Drop the Dead Donkey, Peak Practice, Merseybeat and The Windsors.

OH NO www.bbc.co.uk/news/enterta...

Well, they can’t say it wasn’t earned

This notion fascinates me as we draw closer to Christmas decorating season

CF: when some baffled castmembers from Sons and Daughters were interviewed by TV-am in 1988, because it was the strike and they had literally no material, and the poor sods had to desperately try and remember details from storylines they worked on 2 years earlier and weren't interesting at the time

This is my landline as well, by the way. I can just about log on with the mobile network (mainly because it's not BT's anymore) but it's not exactly stable, I'm retyping the password every half hour or so

What in the fuck did you do to it that takes so long to fix

BT telling me my broadband is broken since Wednesday and won't be fixed until Monday

Fuck you Buzby

Possibly peaked for life

Try to keep it that way, you're a magical being

holy God

They put that dot on Snoopy's arse deliberately so it would look like a melting infected face from a distance

Donkeys led by donkeys

Well, that's it for the #rwc then. The final is South Africa vs New Zealand and who gives a shit who wins that?

Some iron filings might have helped too