Starbuck is experiencing my playoff hockey shouts and yells and he is very concerned

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

There’s not a single sports figure that means more to me than that Slovenian Jedi

And if it ends with [redacted] I will be joyfully inconsolable

Oof just realized I’m not gonna be able to handle Kopi’s last game

Give him until he’s 27 and realizes you’re right but will never admit it and acts like he’s always liked it

Lots of posts featuring the White Album cover, for some reason. Love to see so much Beatles discourse.

Oh absolutely. I remember an assembly meant to reassure us our school was safe and had a plan, meanwhile a friend and I are cracking jokes about bin Laden plotting to hit our tiny town with a propeller plane and that thankfully the tallest building was only three stories so you can survive the fall.

I was very online and it was immediate. Once the war started in early 2003 the absurdity started to set in (e.g. freedom fries, Jon Stewart v Fox, anti-Bush TV/books/humor). In 04/05, Team America and South Park did specific 9/11 jokes, and it broke internet containment from 4chan to MySpace posts.

Sufjan Stevens’s Illinois (2005)

elaine may 94th bday........ur all actually legally required to buy my book today. most people don't know this but it's true bit.ly/missmaymacmi...

we all know I have no life, so:

RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.

The Church of Scientology played a part in Philip Seymour Hoffman’s relapse to kill him for depicting L. Ron Hubbard in The Master

Giving Tim Heidecker infowars is the first, but not the last, instance of The People's Joker becoming real life

Kang returns but he wipes his make up off to reveal it’s RDJ in Tropic Thunder blackface. Tony Stark’s been Kang all along!

Always (the movie not the adverb)

Assuming I get a big ole screen, it’s a toss up between Jaws or Stalker

yeah the supreme court is dismantling our country, but you've started calling them SCROTUS online, so I'm sure it'll all work out

People keep asking me if squirt is piss and I keep telling them no, Squirt is a soda

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

a small wooden man sits in a vintage chair, waving. he is bald, but mustachioed. he is wearing some nondescript clothing. a lens flare is opposite his gaze, maybe the thing he's greeting. or maybe his soul being siphoned from his corporeal form and through my camera's aperture blades...

thinking about the cursed wooden man at the vintage market, whose soul i accidentally trapped in my camera.

Okay gotcha, thanks!

One of my favorite bits in Jackson’s Get Back is when Michael Lindsay-Hogg or someone suggests a cruise for the special and Lennon flips saying it’s insane to be stuck with all those people and no one can leave

People don’t realize how quickly cruises become monotonous without entertainment variety

Heartbreaking start for my Kings, but it’s already shaping up to be a real spicy series

Would you mind expanding a bit more please? Are you then using the 50 word version, or just using it to unlock things?

Real things I heard between periods of this Kings v Avalanche game

Love watching hockey on national broadcasts in the US because the commentators are like one ex-player, one Canadian, and two guys forced to be there saying things like “if I was hit I’d use the momentum to fall on another guy” and “can goalies see out of their masks?”