These are neither "bad" or "irrelevant" takes, but rather correct takes. Thank you for your time.

Pulp Fiction is an absolute dogshit Travolta movie with an even worse Bruce Willis movie inside of it.

Jimmy Page isn't good at guitar.

Star Trek is infinitely better than Star Wars.

Cyclists are the worst and don't belong on the roads.

IPAs are the worst drink on Planet Earth

At least people will be held accountable and jobs will be lost over this wait I'm being handed a note...

The worst season the Canucks ever had (pts) was '71/72 (48)

They only played 78g back then, and BS shootout pts weren't a thing

So if we go by those old metrics, the '71/'72 Canucks averaged 0.615ppg

The '25/'26 Canucks are averaging 0.616ppg

An argument for the worst team in this city's history

UFC Fighters to Train FBI Agents in ‘Historic Seminar’ This Week: We’ll ‘Be Even Better Prepared to Protect the American People,’ Kash Patel Says UFC fighters will head to Quantico, Va. this week to train FBI agents and students in what FBI director Kash Patel is calling a "historic seminar."

We are a nation of morons, embracing and elevating the most ridiculous coterie of submorons to lead us from the last shards of the American Century into the deepest chasms of ridiculous, absurdist moronity.

This is unbelievable even as farce.

A.I. slop garbage

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Me waking up and rolling to work this morning knowing Conor Garland is no longer a Canuck

You need to remember the good times

when he refused to pass and skated the puck into a corner

when he refused to pass and shot for a sharpe angle

when he was in the Patel photo op

Good fucking riddance

If the team tars, feathersand bans the Larsheiders, it will be his favourite week as a canucks fan.

Myers and Garland traded in the same week? Happy for @boestmode.bsky.social

Also Garland was photo-opping with Kash Patel earlier this year and nobody in VAN media had the balls to criticize it, write about it, or even ask him about it. You can damn well bet if he was on Team USA he would have shown up at the WH slobbering up to Trump with a red hat on. Good riddance.

People mad about the Garland return LOLLL.

He's a player turning 30y next week having a 26pt season with a 6x6(NMC) kicking in next year.

Canucks fans with their parasocial delusions will never stop over-rating players 😆

#Canucks

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Garland gone!!!

Were you crying when you typed this?

I've pondered why self-proclaimed "good" people stayed and it's because people need likes on their posts from random people they've never met, and don't care if they live or die, in order to feel good about themselves throughout the day. That's genuinely the only (and saddest) reason I can think of.

The retconning some fans are doing of Tyler Myers tenure in VAN right now is absolutely wild lol

Being a former hockey player does not make you an authority lol

Ok calm down

This fanbase is suffering some crazy Stockholm syndrome with him. Someone desperately needs to compile a hilight reel of his time in VAN so everyone can snap out of it and come back to planet earth.

Just listened to it this AM. Absolutely incredible display of a guy who thinks he's smart getting his ass absolutely handed to him. Good on Halford & Brough for not backing down and absolutely feeding him his lunch. That was awesome.

Right?!?! Lol

We complain that we wish players would grow a spine and speak up against social issues or when something is wrong. Be cool if 99% of the hockey media out there could grow a spine too rather than just blind-eye everything

Or maybe a lot of hockey media is MAGA too and thought the last 48h were cool🤷🏻

Hughes has spent the last 48 hours licking the boots of a fascist, racist, dictator pedophile, while whining that their win and their actions weren't "political", only to get a photo-op at the White House of him and his brother wearing official Trump merch MAGA hats.

"tHiS iS rOcKsTaR sHiT"..🙄

Christian Bale confirms he will star in ‘Heat 2’ alongside Leonardo DiCaprio

(via Jakes Takes | TW)

Oh shit 👀🔥🔥🔥

IIHF taking a rule that was designed to make a more exciting coin flip to resolve NHL regular season ties & implementing it for elite tournaments... Pure buffoonery.

People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL”

The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*

Also, 3 on 3 is shinny on a pond. Even the NHL doesn't do that in the playoffs when it matters. Having that in a gold medal Olympic game is an embarrassment for the IOC

Canada can't score for the life of them but at least Bedard is at home watching from his couch so that Tom Wilson and Sam Bennett could be here....

First at 4 Nations in OT and now at the Olympics in OT. Give Mitch Marner a drop pass with the game on the line and the Maple Leaf on his chest and LET. THE. MAN. COOK.