Facebook: "at least the guy was being honest about the time, unlike THE CHEETO"

This is the most viral I've ever gone here, and I'm glad it's for something wholesome.

I learned from the best 😂😘

Salem Memorial Ballpark, home of the Salem RidgeYaks.

A baseball field. It's a cloudy day, and there are gorgeous mountains visible in the distance. The outfield wall is covered with local advertisements.

Sometimes your breakfast is a hot dog at a minor league ballpark, and that's okay.

As a salty Bulls fan, I spent so many years hating on LeBron. I'm older and more mature now, so goddamn, gotta tip my cap.

Come to my account for the running and lukewarm baseball takes, stay for the anti-A I sentiments.

I've never understood Cubs fans throwing back opposing home run balls. Jesus Christ, give it to a little kid and make their day instead.

And yes, I know I'm part of the problem by merely being ON Facebook.

I unfriended an old coworker because their entire Facebook feed was A I slop. There's something about the combination of shitty images and the 🤣 emoji that's especially putrid.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you! Appreciate you.

Took a little over a week away from social media. Kinda missed baseball doomscrolling, looking forward to catching up on the Mariners skeets after this week. 🫠

Also ran my first marathon this morning! The heat killed my last 10 miles, but I still finished 345 out of 486.

That's all I got for now.

Screenshot from MLB.com KANSAS CITY-- The streak is over. No, this is not a recreation of "All my Children's" Susan Lucci winning an Outstanding Lead Actress Award in the 1999 Daytime Emmys after the icon lost 18 straight nominations. It's about the White Sox claiming victory at Kauffman Stadium on Thursday night with a 2-0 decision.

I genuinely try to not be pissy about trivial things, but goddamn, some of the comparisons and/or pop culture references on the MLB app articles make me cringe so hard. Like, come on, what is this?

If it wasn't clear, yes, I'm in my forties.

In the last three weeks, I've used up two whole bags of kale without any of it going to waste. Are the Guinness Records people here? Do I need to have this notarized?

The bare minimum for every Democratic representative and senator is to say loudly and clearly today:

The President is mad, unwell and unhinged. He must be removed. The sycophants in the Trump administration will do nothing. Congress must return ASAP to impeach and remove him.

This must be an MLB record for total number of fans who hate their teams 10 games into the season

Glad I got home from work just in time to see Naylor hit into a game-ending double play.

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When I push one of the cats onto the hardwood as they're about to puke on the carpet.

This one popped in my head while I was driving to work.

You could offer me $500 on the spot and I couldn't tell you my ACT score.

I've never been a big fan of April Fool's Day, and pages adding A I slop to the mix certainly doesn't help.

A gorgeous assemblage of green grass and green and pink trees on either side of a running path. Mill Mountain is in the background in front of a cloudy sky.

My longest run ever this afternoon, just a hair over fifteen miles. Still not ready for the Blue Ridge Marathon (nineteen days away), but given how good my legs feel already, and once I finally fine-tune my fuel and hydration? I'll be golden.

a man in a suit and tie is applauding . Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio doing a slow clap, wearing a suit.

Is there a gif that makes you genuinely angry when you see it used? This is mine. I can't explain it, but seeing it in a reply thread makes me want to throw my phone against the wall.

Marlins get a baseball player, Blue Jays get a patron of the Star Wars cantina

Three strikeouts and a home run? Mariners are in mid-season form already.

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