Bowl of what looks like tomato soup with a fork in it

Thought my wife had lost her mind and ate soup with a fork. Turns out it was Ravioli.

Just got a new washing machine. Spent a ridiculous amount of time setting up the WiFi just so I can see when it's finished (alongside the dryer). The washing machine is about 12 feet away.

@thetrawl.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/v/1Jgw...

A drawing of my OC Hudson resting on his unmade bed in a messy room. He’s laying on his back with his legs hanging over one side of the bed while listening to music on a cassette player.

🎧🎶
WIP panel from a short little 3 page comic :>

A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie ALT: a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie

What did Trumps mother take during pregnancy? Ket?

🤔 They didn't reply

Trump thinks he's in Scotchland.

X is just full of blatant facist/racist lies.

Twitter was better.

They want to be in Putins good book? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Restrictions on non UK careworkers will increase wages.

That's because the 20% of the care workforce left will be working 90+ hours a week!

When Trump invades Canada, we will be declaring war on the USA? Yes?

The weather made my car filthy. The weather stops me using my pressure washer to clean it. 😠

Trump doesn't appear to have any black people in his team.

@wulferhampton.com who did this?

Well, now I feel bad for sharing a news story.

I saw some Commando comics last weekend. Tried to get my 11 year old son interested, but he was fixated on Spiderman. I just assumed they were old stories republished. It's good to see there's new ones being produced.

Tony Slattery: Comedian and actor dies aged 65 He was known for his quick-witted improvisations on shows like Channel 4's Whose Line Is It Anyway.

BBC News - Comedian and actor Tony Slattery dies aged 65
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Suki and Barney (not passwords) sitting sitting with a photo of Roxy, thier 'mum' who was a Staffie Lab Cross and died last year.

What a twist

They really need to bring back Smarties in boxes.

It's OK. The private sector can build more private hospitals for the NHS to use.

a man is shoveling snow in front of a house with the words " is it still snowing " below him ALT: a man is shoveling snow in front of a house with the words " is it still snowing " below him

C'mon, it's not just me that giggles inside when I hear the Met office dish out a Yellow Snow warning!

Will the private sector be busy building private hospitals to assist the NHS with its new targets?

The Conservative party accuses Keir Starmer of refusing to take child abuse seriously.

In other news, here's former Conservative Prime Minister Boris Johnson complaining about £60 million being "spaffed up the wall" investigating historic child abuse cases

Twitter is a cesspit of lies and Far Right bullshit.

Why did I go back for a peep?