Inshallah

It’s like “yeah, we know.”

all of the artemis II crew are public school kids. isn't it incredible what you can do with a well-funded, free education system that offers equitable opportunities to all kids, regardless of their socioeconomic background?

This makes so much sense in the context of 2026.

Alber says Swalwell is proof liberals would have voted for Harvey weinsten and Mike blips says yeah Harvey is a monster, but and then some horseshit

Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going

(at the reception welcoming aliens to earth) so excited to meet you guys! let me get you drinks- can you guys drink? haha. oh him? no don't make eye contact. ignore him, let him play on his phone. it's not you, you didn't do anything. yeah no he's technically in charge. like of everything. the nukes

And with your spirit.

God the old dude working that thing is having the time of his life. Hell yes brothers

imagining the ny times’ consent-manufacturing machine sputtering to life and spitting this one out in a cloud of cartoon smoke

What being on the brink of nuclear war taught me about B2B sales

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DO WE ALL FUCKING DIE

My nervous system is wrecked.

i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted

it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted

have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

I see you’re reading my text messages

Text that reads: Good morning family! Sorry I’m early. Don’t forget Artemis 2 goes into space this evening! There are women astronauts, and astronauts of color! We are coming Jean Luc! 😀

Boomers get a lot of smoke, deservedly. But also how cute is my boomer dad?!

They really hate when you call it a chatbot to their faces.

YES. If you consider how the US has actively tried to choke out Cuba for decades (bullying other counties into joining them), what they’ve achieved is shockingly laudable. Imagine what they would have accomplished if we’d not been imperialist tyrants?!

alright, some iran war thoughts i guess

all u really need to know tho is that iran is here

As someone who is very familiar with current teens, if it can get through congress, the kids quite simply will not comply. I feel certain of that.

Why does this country hate nice things?!

I love train travel so damn much.

That was a top 10 twitter day.

Some kind of purple plastic crafting device for texturising paper called distressing tool

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

Shin black again. Buldak is second but sometimes it’s more spicy than my white Midwesterness can handle.

There was a crow’s nest downtown! In the DePaul Center. Thats one place where we’d physically buy tickets. I think it was was CN where we waited for Janes addiction tickets only miss our chance bc they let all the people buying Garth brooks tickets go first. Lotta adolescent rage at that.

I bought my first CD player at Service Merchandise with Christmas money and then I went to Rose Records and purchased AC/DC’s The Razors Edge in a long box.

My first time SEEING the Milky Way with my EYES blew my mind. I never knew there was so much depth to the stars.

And if it snows that stretch down south will never stand the straaaaaain

whoever said that Kash Patel’s tenure at DOJ has been like a Make-a-Wish list was spot on