one hundo percent. Even better would be options for local networking or something. Lemme have Pictochat from the Nintendo DS back!

lol imagine a major US tech company in 2026 designing a product that isn't meant to maximally invade your life

I always thought something like Glass (or really any kind of simple and small vector display) would be a genuine boon for a lot of use cases without using absurd battery power. Biking directions! Quick reference vitals for surgeons! Hands-free info that explicitly *cant* take over your vision

Fr tho Google Glass was probably the closest to a reasonable wearable tech glasses form factor there is and then it was shitcanned because it was creepy due to the cameras

But the concept of smal, out-of-the-way tech to assist folks is the right call. Unfortunately it means less space for ads!

At least thrice more, then thrice more again

Kash Patel files defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic Patel is seeking $250 million in damages for an article that alleges he has a drinking problem.

Oh dear, Kash forgot that you’re not supposed to actually file the suit when they’re obviously right and you’re just trying to scare them 😬

www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

I’ve never been so instantly sold on a product

Real “Letterpress is my Passion” energy here.

I'm gonna sign an NDA with myself so I have a legal excuse whenever someone asks me what I do for work

My mans not able to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time but that’s mostly from the sundowning

Trump seems to really wanna wrap things up (as far as he's concerned) in Iran so he can start a war in Cuba

Surely can’t be the millions of folks going about their days, the world class food, the sense of community, the distinctiveness of the boroughs, and the ability to trip and fall into the best damn chicken and rice you’ll ever have

Something I like is how the people of NYC voted a dem socialist into the mayors office while chanting "TAX THE RICH" at every turn, then the city proposes a tax on the rich and the rich are like "omg why is he doing this to us?" as if NYC is NYC because of the weird losers in billionaires row

A gag infographic from today’s episode of Stuff Keeps Happening showing “VOTE RESULTZ” of a fake election. Jenny Childcare 20% Gilgamesh A. Fordability 20% Ryan Seacrest 9% Leonard Lowtax 25% John Racism 26% ✅ Jill Stein 0%

It was a close race but the will of the people is clear

Irish Unrest, Warehouse Fires, and Political Consequences | Stuff Keeps Happening YouTube video by endeavorance

In case you missed it earlier, here is this weeks episode of Stuff Keeps Happening!

youtu.be/LwchjVMJVCk

Irish Unrest, Warehouse Fires, and Political Consequences | Stuff Keeps Happening In today's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening, we dive in to what's been going on over in Ireland with protests taking over the streets of Dublin. Also, updates on elections in Hungary and Canada,…

Stuff Keeps Happening is now a Thursday-style show! Here's today's episode (because it is thursday)

PANIC! at the Warehouse: youtu.be/LwchjVMJVCk

A frame from an episode of Stuff Keeps Happening. The camera is zoomed in on Endeavorance's face making a strange blank expression with large text reading "IRELAND" overlaid in the middle of the screen

The first ever Thursday mid-edit SKH screenshot

Suspect in Molotov attack on Sam Altman is a eugenicist who believes AI will end the world Daniel "Butlerian Jihadist" Moreno-Gama had written about "Ethical Eugenics" and "AI Existential Risk" prior to the terrorist attack

i have a new article out about the OpenAI molotov attack, the suspect, his doomer views on AI, and his interest in eugenics

the incident is horrific but it's is also a perfect microcosm of the extremism from "superintelligent" AI believers i've been warning about

www.polemics.md/suspect-in-m...

Oh dear

Oh no

The shedding season has begun in my home

Pray for me

A headline from WSJ Pentagon Approaches Automakers, Manufacturers to Boost Weapons Production / Senior defense officials have talked with GM, Ford and others about shifting some capacity

I’ve seen this one!

thank you

What a coincidence! I am rebranding my penis as an AI infrastructure company

get the job, Charlotte

Cesar you have no idea how much I think about the "Poomp!"

imagine what I could do with cash flow

"stuff keeps happening team"

lmao

Stuff Keeps Happening is a one man (and one dog) show.

(though, the dog gets the majority of the profits. I only get what's left after the treat budget is expended)

I keep getting emails from PR firms trying to land spots for clients on shows and they always open with, "Dear Stuff Keeps Happening team,"

I'm flattered they think I have a team I guess, but I'm not gonna platform your random goober.

Words truly mean nothing anymore as politicians in the United States of America breathlessly rant that the fucking Pope should "stay out of politics"

THE POPE

who is HEAD OF STATE of THE VATICAN

It is standard outside of this country to just have your taxes auto-calculated from the same materials that the tax agency has anyway and send you all the info automatically to review if you even care to

Genuinely absurd that we expect every tax paying resident of this country to calculate taxes.