You clearly haven't seen the way I look at a doughnut.

Took me way longer than it should've to work out that photo - thought a particularly sadistic chiropractor might've been involved, at one point.

I'd hoped the trumpet of the alarm might suffice.

Can you use the terrapin and block of lard to open the car? 🤔

On the plus side, you have a lifetime supply of reversing lamp bulbs.

Aww, poor kitten. Valuable life lesson for us all, though.

Congratulations!

If it's leaking round the windscreen then you're probably okay, I'd have thought, as that's a lower point with plenty of escape routes.

Might that make narsty in-car niffs? Hope those curtain airbags haven't got wet, too.

Must've been the slash in it.

Afterwards, why not slip into something Freudian and love yourself senseless?

Cable ties (maybe the metal ones) around the metal tubey thing above? Wouldn't be taking much force, just enough to keep it in position. Wondering if there's some blowback, though, as wouldn't expect an intake to fall off multiple jubilees, even if hot?

Haven't Eurovised in years - actually didn't know it was even on, this year, till after it had all ended!

When my cats do this, they eat their / each other's vom and THEN plead starvation... 😖

Grass 😉

Great news - in the latest of a series of unsettling premonitions, I was thinking earlier today that you must be getting close with this.

Kewl

...except clean separation from the Yorkshire teabag it's attached to...

Thanks. Where am I going to get my staples from now?

What sort of person have you became?

I thought you were out, sweetheart I love you at the end.

Kinky

It's the wrong PSI... 😉

This implies that you've experienced both errors - I'd say that's more than unfortunate...

The Notting Hillbillies - I Think I Love You Too Much (Rock Steady Special , Oct 11th, 1990) YouTube video by Mark Knopfler

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Masterclass.

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OK, this made me laugh out loud...

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Lucky it wasn't an oven door, or it could've been an inferno.

Also funny how he thinks they don't already have all of his data, but the tennis racquet was a nice touch.

The main thing I'm getting from the replies is that some of you need more fibre in your diets.

Named by Liam Gallagher, let down by engine and trans, but looks better than the Velar and impressive kit level, imo.