temp. pinned

disclaimer : not starscream’s actual tears

here at swerve’s you can order starscream’s rusty tears! just something about seeing that decepticon cry is * so sweet!

windy. LET ME BEAT UP GOLDBUG SHAKING MY CAGE

rodimus and hotshot will be getting one free round of drinks ☝️

windy. get his ass get his ass get his ass GET HIS ASS

okay anyways

windy. to the tree that just threw a pinecone at me FUCK YOU

( ten ain’t following allthat )

( JAW DROPPED— what the HELL. ) TEN! ( BIG GUY INCOMING! getaway get OUT )

windy. DONT FUCKING CRASH IN MY BAR

windy. swerve might need a drink after this

( this is the worst this is the worst, he doesn’t sound as firm as he WANTS. what the helly. )

( oh wow— oh boy, step back— that customer smile has faltered. he has to be stern, c’mon swerve stand up for yourself! )

well i’m sorry, but i can’t do that— again you could end up in medbay, or crash- it’s our responsibility as bartender’s to make sure that doesn’t happen.

windy. SOBBING AND SHAKING IN MY BOOTS, I CAAANT SUNDER

sorry

windy. CRASH GETAWAY CRASH

windy. windswerve and lemonswerve tagteaming the bar

biting my fist anxiously

it’s got engex in it, just not as high— i can’t chance sending you to medbay over a few drinks.

( nervous laughter, sunder is terrifying! ) the bar is open everyday, can always do more drinking right?

( yeah okay, he shouldn’t have caved to getaway’s provocations! )

( he didn’t put any alcohol with getaway’s drink and judging by the reactions, getaway didn’t notice it. )

you’re getting cut off— ( and now to sunder. ) you should take it easy, you’ve been swaying since you down it.

hes cutting down the alcohol though buddy you need to take it easy

windy. SUNDERS WAS REGULAR NOT MOCKTAIL MY BAD MY BAD

i couldnt remember how jessie’s was spelt ngl

chat i got kin assigned

who’s who WHOS WHO

( sunder you’re getting another sunrise, you’d like that one better. )