Was just thinking this as the equinox passed. I hope they're okay

that was a hilarious glimpse backstage!

This is actually kind of how sea urchins jizz.

Lol. I was gonna send this to you! Horrifying

Azdoufal, demon lord of roombas

Ah man

Chupacabra for sure

💡- if the billionaires love trump so much they can pay him the $10B settlement and we can go on with our lives.

This is what the Event Horizon showed Dr. Weir right before he ripped out his eyeballs

Kicked out Scotland and brought over on slave ships, most likely from West Africa

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I know!

Darth is gonna be so pissed when he gets up

Man if Biden came out rocking a yellow head and leprosy the press would've had a field day

Oh hell yeah. That reminds me that most of the diaper gunk was from the diaper cream etc.

On a side note I became deeply aware of just how much gunk a human body creates when I was a smallish sailing boat for a month. We had to squeegee the walls below deck everyday and they were always filthy.

So foul.

Laundry stripping! We did that a couple times to our cloth diapers to get all the detergent build up out. That's probably mostly what you are seeing is just old detergent molecules.

I still avoid wearing rings after watching the mandatory ring injury safety videos from when I was an environmental inspector and that was just one digit being degloved.

I gotta say I fucking hate tenderism

First off everything about that original set of videos screams a work

Second fully falling off the bone ribs are overcooked. They should come off with little resistance but you ain't got to kill the animal twice.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Just one?

Many of us believe there's no greater love than to lay down your life for another. But it's not just about a person's death.

It's mostly about how they live. Who they are.

Renee, her wife, and the thousands standing up against ICE, are literal Good Samaritans. They are Mr. Rogers' Good Neighbors!

Honey I Shrunk the Mothras

Vietnamese pork chop is it! Doesn't get better.

There's an amazing martini bar in SF called Blondie's and they give you the whole shaker so you easily get 2-3 martinis. Gibson guy myself

Feliz!

The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Could be worse? Dinosaurs are pretty cool

You'll probably always need a sim card unless it's satellite if you wanna be really sure.

They've solved this for dogs. My Garmin even has a dog activity to sync with their dog collar.

I feel like you have enough of an idea that in the before time you could have called a factory in China to make this for you

Nazca lines were the original Shen Yun ad