I have a similar hope, with some key edits to that headline.

It’s amusing watching cabinet members learn the hard way that just performatively being the shittiest, cruelest, most combative, most sociopathic versions of themselves isn’t enough to keep their jobs in this administration

Speaking for Anglo #concertina players everywhere, the F#m chord can get f*cked.

I’m gonna build an artificial intelligence agent that can generate parodies of existing songs and market it as “Weird AI Yankovic.”

I hate punctuation marks.

I am reading the history of the breakfast sandwich on Wikipedia. Am I projecting? Perhaps.

I have had worse weekends.

My wife just used the word “thrice” in casual conversation.

I have a plan…no, excuse me, a “roadmap.”

I get to play music in Buffalo tonight!

It’s the toughest aspect of my job.

@knowledgewithsass.bsky.social Hi Kate, I’m a fellow tech writer who’s enjoying your podcast. Episode subject suggestion: Working with a content standard: how do you develop and interact with it? What if it grows too rigorous? (Our content standard is bonkers)

Today I learned that I “meet expectations.”

I mean, he DID steer the fleet…

Being a #Bills fan right now is like having a meth addict family member who seemed to be clean for years, then they relapse and steal your car.

But they don’t believe in Jesus enough, so it doesn’t count

People always wanna knock Knox but Knox blocks. #billls #buffalobills

1000 movies and TV shows and my favorite in-flight entertainment is still the map screen.

“Hey ChatGPT, rewrite the Warren Commission report so it names LBJ as the trigger man”

I hope I can trust the process.

I think it’s bullshit that country clubs charge six figures annually for membership, then when you get to the golf course those cheap bastards don’t even give you a full-size pencil for scoring..

My realistic prediction about today's #Buffalobills game: #Bills 137, Ravens -12. Go Bills.

Woke up with a hankering for a Garbage Plate. This doesn not bode well.

You ever have this conversation with yourself?

“I am so f*cking sick of working for a tech company. I just want to drive for Uber from now on.”

Homemade #ricotta in progress. #cooking sure is fun.

One annoying thing to do when songwriting is look up idioms, colloquialisms, turns of phrase. And try to slightly alter them to theme the song. I don’t love that approach

Today I wrote a thing and I’m trying to make it good.

I am trying to remember how to use this format. The worst part about it is it needs CONSTANT input to work

@millsish.bsky.social goddamit Mike Mills, how can you casually dash off a song in like 1980 that’s 20000 times better than anything I could ever write? #rockville

Nice defensive stop #Buffalo!