to be fair i usually watch about 3 episodes in the evening while i journal i am watching far too quickly 😂

maybe your booty seeing privileges are being revoked (they'll never be revoked)

you

hey i said that and posted ass once it's never too late

[Phone chimes]

Wife: who's that?

Me: (hiding promo push notification from McDonald's) just a friend

baby you're always involved

“megan it’s not even 8:00??”

please. like i didn’t wake up early to clock in at the whore factory

my mans really put his whole hatussy into that

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Yes, there are AI tools for that but there’s also a fucking Dave Matthews Band song for that.

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god that episode breaks my heart

OH SHIT. s06e13

OH NO ITS THE EPISODE WHERE CARTER AND LUXCY GET STABBED

BONKN’T

“i’m too high for geopolitics.”

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p sure they’re red wings

you can also step on me

holy fuck that sounds amazing

IM TERRIBLY SOREY

how it’s going

edible consumed, hottest bath I can handle, monster smut, and a near beer. i fuckin’ love wee’ds birthday 🍃💨

you fucking deserve it after the weekend you’ve had

disco deli discourse?

Gir from Invader Zim kicking down a door and yelling WEED TIME

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STACK THAT PAPER, BABY GIRL (sometimes a baby girl is a man in his fifties i don't make the rules)

THINK OF YOUR LOVELY WIFE WHO WOULD ALSO BENEFIT FROM THIS