Ew.

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" emet-selch. " he corrected. " —or solus if you're feeling sentimental. do not call me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩. "

" you think it's odd but it's not. we might want the same end, but you run around like a headless ophioneus. we're in disagreement because you never stop to think. you just act with thunderous carelessness. it cost you and will do so, again. "

{ *all of this from the word penis* }

" ah, expecting enlightenment now, are we? that would require you to grasp concepts beyond swinging a sword and reveling in praise. why waste breath explaining? "

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{ *long and heavy sigh — cocks pistol and aims* }

fourteen bottles of wine.

" absolutely. and you're the one who took the bait. "

{ *pinches the bridge of his nose* } a different kind of fish bit on that hook, i see.

insightful. i'm glad we had this conversation and shared an agreement... for once.

hah. your peace? you never were one for clarity, Nabriales. but do go on...
i'm sure it will be worth the headache.

*slowly blinks back* what?

how to summon myself.

avert your eyes, the adults are having a serious conversation.

this is how we conduct a social experiment.

penis.

// looks awesome

Temp pinned (art and full carrd on its way)

Oukami Kudoa, a fandomless OC.

Basic information:

- Gardener
- ffxiv verse, has a little garden in the North Shroud which he tends to
- Fledgling healer, with control over plants and flowers.
- Speaks with a stammer and the occasional malapropism

" is this a staring contest? you DO know i can do this all day. "

* slurps sound intensify *

" i was rather fond of my exit. meaningful departure. redemption, a noble one even... if you squint. such a dramatic scene. and here i am once again. living and breathing. if i was not you who summoned me back... then who was it... "

" oh me? " he brushes off his shoulders with a theatrical flair, brows knitted, lips stretching into a grimace. " busy rising from the aetherial sea, it would seem. sacrifices and final words, all for naught. "

// 🤭

//living room in dire need of decoration. during starlight, he even gets to be decorated.

i could say the same to you, nabriales . still causing trouble ?

aaah the sweet sound of nothing .

* sips on his piña colada drink *

" hm ... the typical flattery and familiarity . delightful aaaand predictable . i do tend to have that lastting effect but you will have to excuse me , hero , i am not exactly overjoyed of being plucked away from my resting place ... " he sighs . " —again. "

" if you have something to say, say it . or shall we simply stand here , drowning in your silence and my disdain ? "