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earlier in life, people we made the mistake of trusting explained to us that we weren't meant for feeling feelings. the irony is we know better, but the feelings remain what they are.

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[On the phone]

Yeah they put Bruce Almighty in the new Smash Bros. Yeah his down B is a counter that makes your tits bigger. No its not really noticeable.

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If only it worked that way. If only avoiding sleep and pushing forwards hours per cycle held back the passage of the days.

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Ngl it's real annoying that the death cult running the country is like "yeah we're all about burgers and fries and eliminating vaccines, it's called being HEALTHY. do you have a problem with HEALTH????" like god please shut the fuck up

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Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating.

One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

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very unhappy with our flesh sort of day

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Angie and Cobra hanging out :D

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I fear people will read this and be like “oh god I gotta force myself into the weird box or I’m gonna get left behind” and I wanna present a third option: just be fuckin chill about it

you don’t have to understand or participate (tho if you want to you should also feel free) but…

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Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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I'M STUCK IN A LOOP

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A takeaway from this article about a guy making money with an AI-generated "MAGA hot girl" is that of all his attempts it worked best because
-MAGA men fell for it (or were so desperate to believe that they didn't care)
AND
-Liberals posted many negative comments/quotes, boosting it in the algorithm

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older phoenix telling apollo that a landmark case about public indecency involved a defendant called 'heywood jablowme' and apollo is sweating and gritting his teeth knowing it's a coinflip on whether that's a real guy or not

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brain: in the time aging phoenix wright he should've picked up a "calvin's dad" style trait of just making up shit about law that sounds convincing but isn't true in the slightest for laughs. this would have made him good supporting cast for future games without overshadowing apollo

me: [nods]

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Once I saw this meme format I couldn't resist making a version about video editing 🤪

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everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

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Kids Say Things - Gator Days

Characters

Bolero

Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird.

Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best.

Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest.

Transcript

Panel 1

Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs.

Tammy: Good morning, Bolero.

Charlie: Did you sleep well.

Panel 2

Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks.

Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one.

Panel 3

Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation.

Panel 4

Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question.

Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes?

Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration.

Tammy: YES!

Charlie: I'll start it now!

The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days

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apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

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is that all this guy thinks about

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that music video still fucks

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Dogg theyre making an Osmosis Jones sequel and in this one? They LOSE

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How your email finds me today

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A digitally painted fanart of the PS1 game Parasite Eve. Aya stands off center of the piece, looking confidently at the viewer with her hand on her pistol. Behind her, a large image of Melissa’s/Eve’s face looms, morphing into Eve again to the left side of the painting. Eve holds her hands to her stomach, pregnant with the Ultimate Being. Below, the adult version of the Ultimate Being can be seen above the New York City skyline.

The piece is painted in cyans, dark purples, and greens, with a bright crimson overlay reminiscent of veins.

A digitally painted fanart of the PS1 game Parasite Eve. Aya stands off center of the piece, looking confidently at the viewer with her hand on her pistol. Behind her, a large image of Melissa’s/Eve’s face looms, morphing into Eve again to the left side of the painting. Eve holds her hands to her stomach, pregnant with the Ultimate Being. Below, the adult version of the Ultimate Being can be seen above the New York City skyline. The piece is painted in cyans, dark purples, and greens, with a bright crimson overlay reminiscent of veins.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

#parasiteeve #ps1

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froggy so cute when pissed off

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昨日のワンドロ+14分🍣

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Look Outside on Steam Look Outside is a survival horror RPG set in a single apartment building. A mysterious event turns anyone who looks out the window into grotesque monsters, leaving the world in absolute chaos. Scaveng...

Ha, just looked up what the 2.3 patch for Look Outside added. 'Just a few bits and some polish' says Frankie.

There's at least two more dungeons, at least a dozen new unique encounters and a bunch more multi-phase bosses. And Cursed Mode (the Fear & Hunger-inspired Hard mode) is SO much more cursed

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EVALUATION
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  * AN EARTHQUAKE WITH A PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE OF 7.4 OCCURRED
    OFF THE EAST COAST OF HONSHU, JAPAN AT 0753 UTC ON MONDAY
    APRIL 20 2026.

  * BASED ON THE PRELIMINARY EARTHQUAKE PARAMETERS... HAZARDOUS
    TSUNAMI WAVES ARE POSSIBLE FOR COASTS LOCATED WITHIN 300 KM
    OF THE EARTHQUAKE EPICENTER.


TSUNAMI THREAT FORECAST
-----------------------

  * HAZARDOUS TSUNAMI WAVES FROM THIS EARTHQUAKE ARE POSSIBLE
    WITHIN 300 KM OF THE EPICENTER ALONG THE COASTS OF

      JAPAN.


RECOMMENDED ACTIONS
-------------------

  * GOVERNMENT AGENCIES RESPONSIBLE FOR THREATENED COASTAL AREAS
    SHOULD TAKE ACTION TO INFORM AND INSTRUCT ANY COASTAL
    POPULATIONS AT RISK IN ACCORDANCE WITH THEIR OWN
    EVALUATION... PROCEDURES AND THE LEVEL OF THREAT.

  * PERSONS LOCATED IN THREATENED COASTAL AREAS SHOULD STAY ALERT
    FOR INFORMATION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM NATIONAL AND
    LOCAL AUTHORITIES.


ESTIMATED TIMES OF ARRIVAL
--------------------------

  * ESTIMATED TIMES OF ARRIVAL -ETA- OF THE INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE
    FOR PLACES WITH A POTENTIAL TSUNAMI THREAT. ACTUAL ARRIVAL
    TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE
    LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN
    WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO ONE HOUR.

    LOCATION         REGION             COORDINATES    ETA(UTC)
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    HACHINOHE        JAPAN             40.5N 141.5E   0834 04/20

EVALUATION ---------- * AN EARTHQUAKE WITH A PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE OF 7.4 OCCURRED OFF THE EAST COAST OF HONSHU, JAPAN AT 0753 UTC ON MONDAY APRIL 20 2026. * BASED ON THE PRELIMINARY EARTHQUAKE PARAMETERS... HAZARDOUS TSUNAMI WAVES ARE POSSIBLE FOR COASTS LOCATED WITHIN 300 KM OF THE EARTHQUAKE EPICENTER. TSUNAMI THREAT FORECAST ----------------------- * HAZARDOUS TSUNAMI WAVES FROM THIS EARTHQUAKE ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN 300 KM OF THE EPICENTER ALONG THE COASTS OF JAPAN. RECOMMENDED ACTIONS ------------------- * GOVERNMENT AGENCIES RESPONSIBLE FOR THREATENED COASTAL AREAS SHOULD TAKE ACTION TO INFORM AND INSTRUCT ANY COASTAL POPULATIONS AT RISK IN ACCORDANCE WITH THEIR OWN EVALUATION... PROCEDURES AND THE LEVEL OF THREAT. * PERSONS LOCATED IN THREATENED COASTAL AREAS SHOULD STAY ALERT FOR INFORMATION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM NATIONAL AND LOCAL AUTHORITIES. ESTIMATED TIMES OF ARRIVAL -------------------------- * ESTIMATED TIMES OF ARRIVAL -ETA- OF THE INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE FOR PLACES WITH A POTENTIAL TSUNAMI THREAT. ACTUAL ARRIVAL TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO ONE HOUR. LOCATION REGION COORDINATES ETA(UTC) ------------------------------------------------------------ HACHINOHE JAPAN 40.5N 141.5E 0834 04/20

Mag 7.4 off the coast of Japan.

#Tsunami Warning issued for Japan, not the rest of the Pacific.

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what more can be said

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Art of a huge dragon-demon-taur lady thing. Just a big fat chunka monster woman. With tiddies out. I don't even know how to describe her.

Art of a huge dragon-demon-taur lady thing. Just a big fat chunka monster woman. With tiddies out. I don't even know how to describe her.

Hello, meet my new gal, Styzygia. Some kind of dragon demon hybrid I don't know. Her hobbies include being large and being very mean.

Art by Efialtis on FA!

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Did you know: The chainsaw in DOOM was modelled off of Tom Hall’s Eager Beaver chainsaw. It leaked oil, and so was kept in a bowl in the id offices. Tom still has it!💛

#DOOM #fps

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