My impression of an owl reacting to the All-American Halftime Show Lineup

👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

So happy that The Chainsmokers isn’t anyone’s top artist in their Hinge profile any more.

The girlies are FITE-ING!!

Live Updates: Trump Threatens to Cut Elon Musk’s Government Contracts as Feud Escalates

The girlies are FITE-ING!
#BFF

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#Rawr

This Friday!

Every single time I see “Meidas Touch”, I automatically

1) sing the song
2) think of tires 😭

Every single time. And I know it ain’t even the right spelling but clearly my brain doesn’t give a damn lol

Was ok.

Tonight!

Saturday night in LA

Steve Char-Vey

I re-downloaded my puppy TikToks before the app got murked. Remembering both how easily Herman would go along with my stoopidity and how shiny my new fridge used to be.
There’s a metaphor in there somewhere.
#RIP

Heard it before

The Pop Tarts trophy toaster definitely works, but yeeted the Pop Tarts on the floor

You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?

Big “My eyes are up here” energy.

I’m prone to weird.
So while effing around on the #AliExpress app, I came across these ducks and instantly chucked them in my cart.
Silliness to ensue.

See y’all tonight at the ‘Barn

Ur fav could neva

I owned the CDJs, would be sweet if this was a real thing.

Next week is the annual
“Why it gotta be Black?” Wednesday party.
After all of the madness of the last few weeks, come thru and be loved.
#ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight
#Smartbar
#ChicagoShit

The Onion's purchase of Alex Jones’ Infowars website in auction faces bankruptcy court hearing The satirical website got help from Sandy Hook families to win the bidding.

#ChicagoShit

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#First