Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula does

Brain worms courtesy of @machinelesbian.bsky.social

Non serious mechsploitation be like "Why so imperious, Handler? I'm the Rebeller!"

I accidentally turned myself into a metal gear character

Cuckmogging her by being in an even more uncomfortable chair farther away from the action

Dimlight Drone

I will fold you like an origami crane you fucking ornament

Ignore the wrong mag pouch, I've been too lazy to drop $20 on ebay

The glasses and cigarette kinda ruin it but this goes insane

Nothing makes Sartha Thrace mad the way her teammates throwing in CS2 does

Got a new job, weather is great, and then the power went out at my current job. I have cigarettes, Кино, CapriSun, and not a single care in the world 😌

A drawing of a woman holding a telephone to her ear. A snake is coming out of the phone, and the woman is saying "I live for snake." Big text at the top says "ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SNAKE?" Text underneath says "CALL 1-888-SNAKE TODAY, THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER THAT WILL SEND REAL, LIVE SNAKES THROUGH YOUR PHONELINE TODAY. SNAKES ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR CALLS. EXPERIENCE SNAKE - 1-888-SNAKE"

are you in the mood for snake?

they didn’t answer.

yeah whatever that's cute or something. i was raised secular so i don't really believe in any of that. now manifest an avatar of whatever deity you worship so i can rape it on your altar, ok?

Valid crashout tbh, I would've testified you did it in self defense :)

State Defense Wolves was an insanely good short read 😵‍💫

Making friends through this community is wild. I'll extract your darkest secrets and use them against you. I'll rewire your brain so you never see sex the same way again. I'll strip away your morality and supplant it with my approval

And then I'll... Ask for your first name, because I forgot to

Just now realizing I can 100% post my transition timeline via pictures of me in uniform

M16 posting will never get old

🫡

SG-550 my beloved...

I gotta see it 👀

I've got entirely too much, figured it was time to bust some out again

Been too long since I've just thrown random crap together for an afternoon of airsoft.

idk i like writing some shit while high af sometimes

Sketch of my OC, Raven.

Just more Raven sketching~
I love her so much
#art #OC

Lady knight sketch:

i hate smoking with plural bitches bro she keeps passing my blunt to all her headmates she’s hit it like 15 times