Twitter Andy's probably real confused looking up Lnterz instead of interz on bluesky and finding these deranged messages instead of my usual muscleslop 🤪

Feeling like a werewolf shedding his torn clothing the way I am distancing myself from software and platforms with toxic CEO's and problematic business models RAAAAAAH! AWOOOOOOOO! 🌕🐺

Music? Ripped and digitalized from my physical albums!

Computer? Running an AI free, ad free Linux Mint installation!

Food? Freshly hunted in the northern forests of England and roasted over warm flames!

Hydration? Perfectly extracted out of the cock of my gorgeous husband!

Life is beautiful! 😊

Sweeney really sounds like the type of surname a villain child in Charlie's chocolate factory would have right before they get sucked through the magical Wonka™ milker.

"I'm a Linux user!" I proudly scream into the empty chasm formerly known as my friend circle, after they all got sick of me talking about it.

Men with big chests call them PEAKtorals

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