fiber king

it’s uh… five past 13

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literally it was torture

a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater and blue jeans . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater and blue jeans .

me when they called josh a gimp

life left my eyes when we missed the extra point

the fucking sleet and rain man

prayers up lol

about to put in an offer 23%(!) over asking and I just knowww i will rank like 12th out of 15 offers lmao

does this shirt make my tits look big

the wooly mice are the only thing keeping me going rn

i even MOPPED 😤

so many things to move, vacuum under, and move back. but i’m being really brave thank you for this

needed this

trying to psych myself up to vacuum… do you guys believe in me

yooooooo

lol nice. thank you all for saving me a rental lmao

I am also addicted to watching movies 75% of the way through and turning it off lol. Who bangs Omar Appolo

lmaooooo oh no

what was the verdict on queer

39° in Buffalo and I foolishly wore a coat and sweat my fucking ass off

white lotus!!

we build the prison,
lock ourselves inside,
then throw away the key
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this romance is going to be dead if i dont get a cpap in this bitch lmao

what book

and there has to be some incestual thing that happens in “missionary” as a double entendre re: them colonizing thailand in the boat they arrive in lol

when my husband goes to bed i put on lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition. 5 seconds later my sleep apnea attempts to kill me. i fight for my life until i have to get up to pee.

my take is he fucks both his siblings and dies with that secret. shown floating dead in opening credits