I failed this section so many times I literally broke down in tears. Hit my dexterity limit hard. Took me many attempts over two sessions to finally nail it and I cried again when it happened.

Two cats, one a brown and black tabby, the other an orange and white tabby, sit in a window seat with their hind legs interlocked so they can both fit in the confined space.

There’s not quite room enough for the both of them in the window seat, so they have to get creative.

On the bright side, this site going bust has been great for my writing. Nothing like filling up a composition book while that little loading wheel spins.

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Perfect choice of freeze frame from this interview. For all the self-harm this dork has put himself through to achieve his personal standard of beauty, he nevertheless looks like the living embodiment of the word “gormless.”

A pictogram of a guillotine made from letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter. Caption reads "reject modernity, embrace tradition"

Evangelism is the true Satanism evidence No. 4080:

Screencap of an article by Samantha Riedel with the headline “Joh Lithgow Says J.K. Rowling’s Trans Views Have Been ‘Twisted and Misrepresented.’” A bespectacled Lithgow speaks at a lectern above the headline.

JUST CASH THE CHECK AND SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID BABY!

So sick of hearing new and dumber excuses from this drip.

Ta-Nehisi Coates’ nonfiction book ‘Between the World and Me’ has caused the Angry Video Game Nerd to become even angrier.
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Why does his jacket have a zipper? I thought wizards didn’t— Wait! Why does his jacket have TWO zippers? WAIT! Why does he look like a Temu Sith lord!?

on the topic of the super mario movies:

The Dust Bowl ravaged the American heartland, leaving many destitute and struggling. Just look at this photo of a mother and her child. Harrowing stuff.

bunlith lounging on the ground with the speech bubble 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' scribbled out in red with a giant "DESTROY CAPITALISM" written over it in bold yellow letters

updating the meme for current times

Chainsaw Man is over :) aftermath.site/chainsaw-man-p...

panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues

They made him look like that cursed halloween costume they had to take off the market! I’m losing it!

He looks like a kid wearing a muscle suit. He looks like that cursed Maui halloween costume come to life.

Looking forward to the downfall of this era where all the most uncharismatic people alive are compelled to become influencers.

“Look, y’all. Constantly comparing the effects of too much wealth over time to a mental illness is a bit problematic, m’kay?”

*watches Andreessen interview*

“Well…”

Yes, I’d like a quart and a half black, please. And throw a whole fist of sugar in there. No, no, not a fist*full*. The whole fist.

Thank you for the periodic reminder that Bakshi’s still alive, although I fear I’ll revert to believing him decades dead by tomorrow morning.

“Two coffins for sale; slightly used.” —Hemingway

Mother of God, I don't want to learn Linux. I don't want to learn Linux. I don't want to learn Linux, you bastards, but I will if I have to, I swear to God...

Increasingly disinterested in reports of our sundowning leader’s various blotches and rashes. Tell me about the blotch that finally gits ‘im. That’s the blotch I want to hear about.

The secretive company filling video game sites with gambling and AI
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Yet more evidence for my pet theory that American Christianity is thoroughly infiltrated by Satan. These people only know the verses the Devil quoted to them.

Dropout discourse has entered the backlash-to-the-backlash-is-overstating-the-backlash phase so original backlashers must backlash the backlash backlashers and I’m out here just begging for a backshot, amirite?
*a single cricket chirps in a deathly silent Laugh Factory as sweat pours down my brow*

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️

fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix