I’m so sorry Imani.

David Byrne - Life During Wartime - Live at Coachella 2026 YouTube video by Coachella

we've got computers
we're tapping phone lines
I know that that ain't allowed.

They have everything they could ever want and are still miserable.

The Angels are starting a guy I’ve never heard of who has a 6.48 ERA in the minors so I expect him to throw 7 scoreless with 12 Ks against the Padres. Heading to the Big A in my new Padres gear and hoping for a Friar series win.

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At Angel Stadium watching the Padres score runs in the ninth and like yay but also not too many guys I wanna see the Reaper.

Maybe Kwanza Jones will get the Padres to start posting on Bluesky. And @thestevenwoods.bsky.social too!!

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son and whosoever shall be found without a soul for getting down shall stand and face the hounds of hell and rot within a corpse’s shell.” — Michael 3:16

lol @ Mud: “So bitchin’”

Hey this pitcher looks just like Adrian Morejon.

wheeeeeeeeeeee!

never give up on this team

Fernando getting a day off. No one tell Harold Reynolds.

Gotta keep Ty France when Song comes up. Sorry BJ.

Could someone tell Harold Reynolds that Fernando Tatis is a two-time Platinum Glove winner and does not need to be showcased at second base to draw interest from other clubs? Twenty-nine (29) teams would gladly give the Padres whatever they wanted for Tatis. It ain't happening.

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I really wish baseball advertisers were less... that. I watch baseball to forget about maga bs, not be drowned in it after every 3 outs.

Interesting. There's a Dodge Ram one that is the same thing. It even says "this ad contains ai-generated persons" or something at the bottom in small letters. Super jingoistic slop starting with dumping tea in the harbor and then showing a bunch of ai white dudes with beards driving stupid trucks.

Very tangentially related but my fantasy league only requires 2 games at a position to qualify and I have Nando. Out of nowhere I have a pretty good upgrade at second base!

I need to find one of these. My dog is very reactive and our yard is fine but I’d love to let him run in a big area.

@thestevenwoods.bsky.social looking forward to a guttural yell tomorrow morning. Stammen says they’re not sure if Pivetta will get imaging but… they HAVE to right? Crazy not to.

oh no nick

do NOT want to see merrill bunting

I mean…. let’s try that. Seriously I’m in. No more men until we figure out what the hell is going on.

I’m so pissed as a CA-DEM right now. His presence in the race made it more likely that we’d get two republicans on the Nov ballot because of our top 2 primary system. and then this??

I never want to see his face again.

Cornershop - Brimful Of Asha, Norman Cook Mix (Tjinder Singh) Official Music Video YouTube video by Cornershop

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he’s cute but bad news morty

ramon!

lean manny, let em know

California Democrat here and I am PISSED.