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Posts by GreenPortal
a flareon mirage plush
he's doing his best
A small dilute calico kitten on her back in my lap, paws up showing pink toe beans
Baby beans! 🥰 #FosterKittens #ToeBeansTuesday #cats
Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
hyper beam
A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.
A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.
A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.
A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.
Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.
IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s
i fully understand why gefilte fish is such a divisive food (I adore it), but one of my favorite bits of concrete applied food history is the Gefilte Fish Line, which maps the sweet vs salt gefilte fish divide precisely via the historical sugar beet trade www.npr.org/sections/the...
A photo of Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture from The Venture Bros next to Sojiro Sakura from Persona 5 on a gray background.
I am here to inform you that Sojiro Sakura from Persona 5 is just a Coffee Shop AU version of Dr. Venture from The Venture Bros.
Oh this is incredible.
Drawing of a person pointing at an official drawing of second gen Cyndaquil and the text “hey guys” “CINDERELLA” “not what i’m called”
Screenshot from an email that reads: "Hi dear, My name is Nina from Tec-Do Agency, currently working with Nori, an AI powered platform... We've been following your content and really love how you share family routines with your audience. About Nori: Nori is an AI-powered family assistant that helps organize daily life in one place...
Yeah, I can absolutely tell that you're AI based upon your expert knowledge of my regular "family routines" content.
I never understood how people could believe customer service is low-skill work bc I just saw a 20-year-old fast casual manager talk a ragey old man down and it was a fucking masterclass in patience and grace
i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
Please help her I love her so much 💜
$36 away from raising $500 for #ExtraLife. Help us reach another milestone this year!
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Can we expedite the absolute hatred for ai so we can get sites and games made by people again, I would trust a slow, vehemently anti ai team with just about anything at this point.
I swear half the apps and sites are slow now because ai vibe coded fuckery is a plague
drew an egg
the thing i hate most about AI image gen is that no one does crude photoshops anymore, a tradition i will continue until the day i die
Tomodachi life real
(“A curse god being gently patted on the head”) Kanata: Okay. That’s it. See you later. (“The curse god grabs his shirt in its mouth to stop him from leaving”)
『もっと』
#少年と祟り神
※English translation is in the ALT text.
Babies
A snow bunny amigurumi on top of leaves from bright pink flowers
Little snow bun enjoying the flowers 🪷🩷
#crochet
Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls
Hi, I'm overstimulated
Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume.
A UFO50 cross stitch project. 20 disks out of 50 are now here.
Progress has slowed on this a little, but I'm still working on it! We are now 4/10ths done. This is still quite the project. I started this in August, so its ABSOLUTELY gonna take longer than a year. My first cross stitch project ever btw.
Dualshock for scale.
Arthur outside Gay’s The Word holding Jacob’s Transition Goals
Arthur inside Gay’s The Word holding a copy of Jacob’s Transition Goals
My book is out now!!
Jacob’s Transition Goals is a positive, hopeful story about an 8 year old transgender boy who loves football. In today’s political climate, trans joy is so needed - you should grab a copy!
You can buy Jacob’s Transition Goals in LGBTQ+ bookshops and online all over the world
Chibi headshots of various ocs
My OCs Marcus and Cog in sanrio onesies
My OCs Cog and Marcus in Valentine themes, Cog is holding cookies and Marcus is holding a parfait
Hi I'm taking icon commissions for 50usd if you're interested email me: leechopsuey@gmail.com for more details :)
What I wish I could do.
From: Archangel Gabriel and Mistress Goose (1964), dir. Jiří Trnka, Krátký Film Praha