My face when someone clocks my tea

Well yes

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I swear I’ll start being nicer. 🙂‍↔️

Duality of Man

So dainty

Thank you for your service 🫡

Double booked plans tonight between the situationship & bestie. They hate each other too , what do I do?!!?

PB? Why yes it is 🫪

Kansas City is lowkey underrated

right, right

The inevitable dread of crushing on a fuckboy

How do yall deal with talking to someone way out of your league? I lowkey want to die

Attention seeking whore

Slut Maxing

Reconnecting with the hot stranger on Sniffies, who flashed me their dick while I was working in the Starbucks drive thru three years ago

How many hits of the penjamin does it take before I get too high??

Those beefy cashiers at GNC could sell me literal fried shit and id buy it, no questions asked

Okkk waaaist

Haven’t worn loose fit jeans since 2009 yall. Goodbye skinny jeans, I’ve always hated you.

Who is that?!??

Built different. As in built fucking weird

1 month clean of nicotine, quitting was hella easy, but that first week had me like

Don’t let the car mirrors fool you, you’re mid

My mom has no idea how much damage she does to my mental when she says I look skinny

a pixel art drawing of a goat with horns and a serious look on her face . ALT: a pixel art drawing of a goat with horns and a serious look on her face .

Making my bf play Undertale blind, and he keeps killing everything 😭

Damn wash you’re fucking car stranger

Realizing I’m not staying up till 6 am and every night cause I want to, but because I’m depressed

i need to own this tee