This is important. I did not fall in a hole. Not this time

don’t forget that wilson thinks black people should be enslaved!

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

Thinking about how the only person restless and angry and jealous about the Artemis II successfully landing, a universally inspiring and enjoyable story, is Elon Musk.

i invoke wife-mistake confidentiality!!!

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Tfw your podcast cohost goes viral bc he fell in a hole and your mom sees it

...I pooped on some steaks

The Seattle Mariners' statue reveal for Ichiro Suzuki had, well, one of the more inauspicious mishaps imaginable.

wow the kings meet

Picture frame destroyed with the wheels of a dumpster

A novel use of a dumpster

Little cartoon penis walking around and his balls are his feet

[The XXX Files]

SCUMMY: So you're telling me these men all orgasmed at the same time without any stimulation?

MUFFDER: Yeah, happens all the time.

SCUMMY: All the time?

MUFFDER [throwing file on the desk]: Yeah it's called "Spontaneous Cum Bustin'"

buy your tunics it's time to serfmaxx

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

we cannot live this way.

excommunicate jd vance. place washington dc under interdict. the whole diocese of arlington, too, for good measure - that’s where half the supreme court goes to mass.

The world is so bad that I’m nostalgic for early Family Guy when these words were words of peace

This is a disaster--JD Vance is having a photo op with the Washington Generals this afternoon

Da toilet man keeps eating my piss

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

I guess between Louis CK returning to Netflix, Kanye West selling out stadiums, and an adoring Michael Jackson biopic being released, I feel like I am going insane all of the time living in a completely evil culture and economy

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

a Zamboni but widened with a large geometrically shaped mammoth head on the front and body on the sides along with 2 large tusks, a trunk (not where the luggage goes trunk) and eyes that light up in blue 3/4 front view closer with no fog at ice level

a Zamboni but widened with a large geometrically shaped mammoth head on the front and body on the sides along with 2 large tusks, a trunk (not where the luggage goes trunk) and eyes that light up in blue front view slghtly left and closer with fog around left side and ice

The Utah Mammoth have a new Zamboni skin (via Mammoth)

Kirk Van Houten ripping off his shirt

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

Donald Trump has not read Persepolis and it shows

when I was younger I generally believed the streets should be painted with the blood of the investor and businessman types. As I have aged and wisened up a bit beyond my angsty years, I now think we should, like, mega do that