It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.

You think he’s a Copenhagen guy?

Vic Fangio caught on camera with the spitter, that’s coaching excellence

if Kalen DeBoer is going to do one thing on 3rd and short it's call the most unnecessarily outlandish but successful play possible

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

“Do I want a receipt for this transaction” I would like the opposite of a receipt, please ensure this expense vanishes into the maw of history’s oblivion immediately

I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

If I were a dying Pope, I would publicly curse a handful of sports teams on my way out just to see if any of em stick

you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people

this image is from 2002

I got Bob Oedenkirk’s autobiography for Christmas — it’s good!

He just called the Benny Hill Show “British Hee Haw” and dammit if that isn’t perfection.

Don’t know who needs to hear this but they have Hanes hoodies on Amazon rn for $12.

that Dril tweet but this

When I leave GTA V on to go get a drink and Michael just stands there

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Nah I think we need to hand out 500mg Growaset to losers of these games

Bucket!

There is already a time period set aside for preventing them from doing the flag thing. That time is called "a football game"

Homage

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I ll take *more* bees

Ryan Day gonna be in hell after this year

No doubt. Love these games where it turns into almost backyard football

Russ pulled the ol’ reliable moon ball out for that throw

My best friend Nick I told you about was at that game lmfao. Bring back real snow games 😂

I can't think of a more fitting quarterback to have his fucking radio hanging out of his helmet during the play than jameis