Hard shell tacos are not tacos. They are bullshit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Gotta love when the tap water comes out looking like skim milk.

I live where the air hurts my face. This is my today, stay warm out there folks.

I just wanted to play a couple rounds of a game before work, but no! 224 gb update. Thank you game publisher.

I'm gonna McLose it!

"Go thrifting to save money!" Ain't no way I'm waiting a half an hour to buy one item that I can get *instantly* for almost the same price.

Tariffs out here ruining my vibe

Gotta love the price tags that come with hobbies. FIVE grand for ONE piece of the puzzle; fuck me amirite!?

I'm not gonna be that petty! (He was, in fact, going to be that petty)

Sorry for the double, but if you can find it in your wallet to help the baby pass... I dunno what I'll do, but give you love and praise for a long time

Support Kitties Support Kitties

My best good buddy's pet bunny, Luke, is on hospice care and could use any help that anyone can provide. <3

ko-fi.com/kittiespleas...

Tools are fucking expensive. That's all. See you in the ramen aisle 😅

The vintage stuff is pretty sweet, too lol

Sometimes, I miss what could be considered my "dream job," but then I get those instances of what I rarely or never saw. So, while retail is retail, it is nice being able to see someone's eyes light up when I can fix their, often times, prized possession.

So here I am, getting my day started, and what am I greeted by? Fucking ai music. Thanks, I hate it.

It's almost time for me to wake up. So I guess I'm staying up. Unasked for advice, never break your sleep schedule if you can help it

Gale's Tressym has nothing on that cat. I'd forfeit

Why I had to purchase a whole kit to get the thing I needed, I will never know.

Happiest of birthdays to you! Blast some ass shaking tunes and cause managed chaos today

A very good boy wearing a shirt emblazoned with the name "Hercules"

You'll do great! And if anyone says otherwise, direct them to my friend "The Beast"

A pink guitar with human juice splattered across the middle of it. Good times were had, so worry not dear viewer.

I miss playing live with friends. Pic for reasons.

Ya know, sometimes I miss the days of sitting down for breakfast in front of the morning news. Mostly for local updates like boil water advisories and such.

A bunny enjoying a nice "garden salad" amidst a sea of red rocks, concrete, and assorted foliage.

Look at this lil guy, just look at him!

You know it's bad when an article from The Onion says the quiet part.

Explain to me (but don't, please) the thought process of drivers in parking lots who pay zero attention to which side of the road they're on. You're not the only one with places to be!

I forget, how long do these fireworks go on for? When is it acceptable to do the old man thing and start yellin'?

In my head, there are two squids. One is saying, "Big summer blowout!" And the other is wondering when Lae'zel and Shart got that close.

A gray tabby staring off with various amplifiers in the gray background.

Have a curious kitty looking out at what the world held.

100% agree with the third complaint. Tell me you think you're the main character without telling me type shit

Not that anyone was wondering, but to let y'all know how much of a nerd I am, it's 2:45 am and I'm watching woodworking videos. It might be time to scavenge up some pallets