working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Unfortunately twitter is still thriving because it's a pool of negativity and toxicity. I can't remember the last time I went on there and didn't feel either dispair or anger yet I still go back on occasion

It's nice that we have a place to go when twitter is down

Not that twitter was a beacon of rationality, but I hate the fact that this guy took it over and made it a million times worse than it already was

Seeing people nostalgia posting for the 2010s is interesting bc it literally wasn't even that long ago. I feel like everything is folding in on itself. Why am I seeing nostalgia posts about 2018?

FALSE Bladee · Cold Visions · Song · 2024

I forgot I'm seeing this in 2 weeks open.spotify.com/track/6w5xMX...

Instagram ads: Here’s the specific water bottle your were talking about yesterday and a sweater pre-selected in your favorite color

𝕏 ads: Here’s 9000 Cheech & Chong gummies and a promoted post from user TrumpsAmericaa420 that just says “the Jews”

Looks like call of duty obsidian camo

Bruh

I find myself seeing something and just scrolling past instead of being compelled to engage like #that place 😭 im cooked

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

He is, that's why this place keeps crashing lmao

We've done so much blow together.

The second this place gets circles, it might be over

What telling twt moots I'm on bluesky feel like

I need all my oomfs from twt to move over, but only them and nobody else so this place remains a non toxic haven 😍😍😍😍😍

something ive appreciated is being able to go into replies and not see bot and engagements farming prioritised at the top. just people who are actually funny but j happened to say something first

welcome to the 100k+ people who have joined Bluesky in the last 12 hours!!! 🦋 🎉

Being on here is genuinely refreshing and I wish it was more popular, that being said, if everyone flocks, we might start getting slop posts again idk

a basketball player is wearing a headband and a white tank top . ALT: a basketball player is wearing a headband and a white tank top .

Haven’t seen a meme with a stake watermark all day

I really hope this place takes off so we can all leave that hellsite

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #3,976,368, ₭⍥₣↾ ‪@bbjkap.bsky.social‬, joined on Feb 7, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,976,368!

Did all the Brazilians come here

Changing one of the simplest and most streamed-lined brands of all time to something so ubiquitous should have told everyone to jump ship. Once circles went I realised there was no going back.

How many more terrible changes until people start leaving twitter en masse

It's unfortunate this migration even needed to happen but twt is just not as "good" as it used to be (it was a hellhole alrdy)

This reminds me I need to go through and start blocking all the "I love too hard" bots that have migrated over

son, where are the gifs