Come to the shittiest spot in NYC! It has everything! Transphobia, AI, and Billionaires.

a man in a fedora says " i edward james olmost made it " ALT: a man in a fedora says " i edward james olmost made it "

Me too

Douche pattern wolfing.

You keep shaving it off and it keeps growing back?!?!

I’m just looking for the human equivalent of a strawberry soda, with a chin-strap beard and an addiction to action figures.

Is that too much to ask?

I’m just trying to find the human equivalent of Strawberry Soda. Is that too much to ask?

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Fuck it. Build the hyper-space bypass already. Maybe we’ll do better on Earth II. Can’t do any worse.

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

"...The signature line on the check just says 'wife?'"
"Yes. I am wife. Take wife's money for radio."

Calm down, computer software isn't making decisions about who lives and who dies in war. It merely processes a ton of data and then makes a recommendation to a human who has no realistic way to verify it

Who isn’t looking for a good weekly pump and dump.

Fist my bump!

A woman in glasses holding up a grey crocheted toy that looks like Rocky from Project Hail Many

This is a weekend of crocheted gifts! My friend is making me a Rocky. Still needs his markings though.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

RT @JomboyMedia: Jacob Misiorowski has a custom Gengar glove with a Pokémon card in the web

I’ve got a new hobby! Touching grass and going for drives. The fact that there’s always baseball cards for sale is purely coincidental.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast

And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

allbirdsgpt: you're abshoelutely correct

When people say that the economy being good feels completely disconnected from their lives, this is what they mean. Okay, shoes are AI now, and they get $50 million for that. Reading that sentence doesn't feel like getting bonked on the head with a bowling pin at all.

If you haven’t heard about it yet, the youths are super into IRL human interactions, no AI, and “physical media” (vinyl! DVDs! tapes!) right now and it’s glorious.

Like there are 20yo influencers that just read old paper books and talk about feelings.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

@sniktyler.bsky.social so I’ve seen two He-Man trailers in theaters and I’m convinced they’re releasing two completely different versions of the movie. Both versions look decent.