It's plantin' time!

(Not a euphemism. Gotta get these pepper plants in the dirt!)

Bananaman! It always felt like one of those grimey cartoons only I'd heard of growing up (along with Count Duckula).

"Diameter Shackle" sounds like a hybrid of Star Wars & JK Rowling.

That's me.

My love language is letting me stick to my plan.

“Jojoba’s Bizarre Adventure”

You’re welcome.

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Watching ESPN count down the top ten #Wrestlemania moments on the gym tv. Lemme tell ya, saying “I’m sorry. I love you” along with Shawn Michaels will get you some strange looks while on the treadmill.

My strawberry plants are being shipped from Montgomery, AL. These are gonna be GOOD. 🍓🍓🍓

Meanwhile, everybody from Chicago knows that Let’s Get Poppin’ is better. Fight me.

Seeing the cheese grease on my hoodie from yesterday’s Garrett’s Popcorn run guilted me into going to the gym this morning. Whatever works!

Anyway, follow me on Hevy for silly faces and to further guilt me! hevy.com/user/chamberx

#ReleaseTheSchulzFreeCut

After they debut a new Penny Proud walk around costume for the parks? They laid this team off? That’s cold…

I sweatergawd, half the workout is climbing up three flights of stairs on leg day. 🫠

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Nothing like running into your barber in the wild and getting that unscheduled crisp dap. 🙏🏾

On a Lego City scale of problems, this one is rated “HEY!”

I don't even know you, but I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! Congratulations, truly.

The Trek shirt in question...

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9027...

I’m vetting all of my future t-shirt ideas with Lex

Human trials begin for drug that could let adults regrow teeth for the first time In October 2024, researchers at Kyoto University Hospital in Japan began administering an experimental tooth-regeneration drug to human volunteers, marking

As long as the drug also let's the teeth know when to STOP growing. techfixated.com/human-trials...

The fact that Planet Hulk began with his colleagues going, “nah bro, you got to GO. We’re sending you to space. One way.”

Is it like Money in the Bank? Do I have to cash-in on Lionel Richie to earn the title?

Petition to begin referring to plural installments of WrestleMania in the same fashion we do Surgeons General: "WrestlesMania."

Be the type of friend that sees a game you just got for a steal on Steam is also on your buddy's wishlist and snags them a copy too. 💜

Hey, mama… if you were a shredded cheese you’d be

Ai Peanuts is unacceptable.

When you're a Jet:

A) you're a Jet all the way
B) you're a Jet some of the way
C) you're a Jet none of the way
D) you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine

Literally not what woke means. You’ve been lied to.

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Aht, aht... woke?

The girl (now woman, obv.) I dated in high school texts me out of the blue: "Where should I start with Star Wars?"

It was in that moment that I realized I had failed her as a teenage boyfriend.

Had a dream last night that I got lost in the backrooms, but it was a HomeGoods.
I gotta stop doom scrolling TikTok before bed...