So ew!

I wish I could go shopping and just not have anyone talk to me.

I absolutely hate that this had the power to ruin my day. I go in public with earbuds in so people won't talk to me & instead they TOUCH me to get my attention. I wish I had spit. I wish I had screamed at him to not touch me. But he won't ever learn. I would just be a crazy woman at the store to him

Leave women the fuck alone. Don't touch women you don't know. What the fuck. I would have saved 17 cents and thrown two thirds of it away. Excellent use of your time, you creep. He was with a woman, by the way! Why can't you moan to her that people don't know a good bargain when they see one.

Went to get groceries. Grabbed a thing of spring onions on the way in. An old man followed me from the entrance of the store all the way to the back of the interior to tap my shoulder and tell me that spring onions are 3 for a dollar. "I don't need that many, SIR". "Oh", he says.

Yeah I’m not doing that

I think one of my internet friends may have died and I have no way to find out. I guess, just keep googling his name and city and hope an obit never shows up?

"Beauty fades" is only true if you have the beauty standards of a pedophile.

thank you

photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23.

She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24.

Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method."

It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

There is a divide between the public-facing Poilievre, and the version he puts out on online spaces like X.

Reporters should really try to get Poilievre on the record about this stuff.

Ask him if he supports mandatory sex-testing for female athletes in Canada. Make him explain it on mic.

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Tweet from Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood): me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Hazing coyotes is very satisfying ngl

damn, maybe we owe the silent hill circumcision guy an apology

We're in Hell

That car chase was the most my heart has ever been in my throat in a movie theatre. Masterful.

A reminder that Jessie Buckley hates cats so much that she made her husband get rid of his when they got together.

I love Matt Berry, and Amy Madigan, and the anti-AI sentiment. Decent Oscars so far!

new Louie Thereaux good

I only felt violently angey like twice!

We made our character a super hot Hedy Lamarr type with crystal clear skin. I think it's hilarious that she's running around making all these radioactive burn-faced people gaze upon her pre-War visage

HEAVY RAIN - Shaun Glitch -（Press X to Shaun) YouTube video by Belalipop

My partner and I are playing it for the first time rn and omg I do not care about Shaun. The only Shaun I care about in a video game is this one.

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Omg imagine

Antique malls are full of Funko Pops so

I saw one of the newer plastic Toronto street signs at an antique mall last month and YES

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What omg