I found it highly amusing tbh. Plus it was a screen shot of a screen of a quote tweet of a screen shot posted to Instagram as a screenshot with another quote. So I’m like 4 layers removed from it already

Just saw the most egregious post about the hierarchy of gay men which posited that in a caste system, bears would be relegated slave labor and the less body hair and more youthful you appeared the higher you are in the system. Femboys, naturally, occupied the priest class for their closeness to god

Happy Birthday 🥳🥳

Is this anything? I feel like I’m giving l low level mid-boss from a tacky 80s fantasy rpg

Been dying of frustration. Everything is annoying now. But then I look and see the sun outside and realize I could be out there. And it’s nice going outside, instead of being here. But while I’m here I’ll just drop this for a little while

It’s to fucking hot and it’s not even that hot outside. Don’t you DARe say something corny like “oh well your hot too 🥵🥰😍” because I am in my undies to cool off. If you like how that looks that’s just a side effect of my suffering. This summer is going to be torture I can feel it in my bones

God damn 🥵

🫂

I’m allergic to cats but there are some comforts worth a Claritin.

Breaking: Scruffy dishie so board at work he takes two selfies. More news at 5.

Yeah I have to agree

What a stud

Happy new year to you too

I just know those spirit airline bathrooms are to small to join the mile high club

He has claimed his place

Out here feeling like I’m gonna solve the mystery

😍

Good morning handsome bear

We are officially on the most annoying time of year, where every fucking thing is an ad.

Me and my shiny Pokémon

I’d be in heaven sir

The urge to make a hearty delicious homemade soup at 3 in the morning is my call to the void.

I’ll let the soup in.
We are having soup.
It will be perfect.
I will be happy.

Aww thank you sir I’m glad you like it

Awww 🥰 that’s high praise from someone as handsome as you

Does anyone remember these things from friendly’s? God I miss being a child when the world was all Shirley temples and goblinoid ice cream sundaes. Anyway, this fella looks crazy spooky and I’m gonna try and recreate him some day for Halloween.

It can’t even be the fun kind of existential horror

It’s Halloween month but the only type of afraid I am is socially. Why isn’t it spooky yet

I think once I get the right pants and stuff I’ll feel better about it haha

Ooooh the more you know. I always assumed hot showers just make my rosacea flare up for a little bit.