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@wsj.com #Florida

“I was very impressed with myself...”

“I wasn’t gonna give up on these families”

This feels like one of those rules that has a ... very specific ... genesis.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Climate removed from top level navigation on BBC News.

Nominally independent media institutions celebrating press freedom by serving canapés to president fake news is some bleak, black comedy but the venue is chef’s kiss

Read the text of this invite below. It is crazed.

'Ellison’s decision to spend time in Washington “honoring” a White House that has made demonizing the press central to its playbook has outraged staffers at CBS News.' www.status.news/p/david-elli...

When quoting Bible verses it is helpful to use words from an actual Bible, instead of using a FAKE Bible quote from Pulp Fiction! A self-identified Christian, who can’t even correctly quote from the Bible & this is something he wants us to believe he’s good at. He is incompetent at everything.

Exactly one year ago today:

Once Upon a Time in Washington

Hunky Hegseth is the Brad Pitt of the right, and quoting Quentin instead of Jesus made him look like a bad motherfucker. Will getting Medieval on Iran's ass get him in solid with Donald unchained or make him lose all his DC privileges?

by Maureen Dowd

He always seemed like a decent guy, so I definitely believe that he hated doing it. It was my one interaction with him when I was at NPR, so it popped into my head when I heard the news of his passing.

I have a clear memory of Kevin Klose handing me a $50 bill when those of us who worked in the NPR back offices were moved out of 635 Mass to a separate office on H Street. They gave a $50 bill to all of us as a kind of apology. In that moment, I knew I wasn't a real NPR employee. I left soon after.

I will never let myself forget that nice, normal American families took photographs of themselves in front of that sign because human suffering is something they celebrate.

I’ve seen the chaos inside the Trump admin firsthand—and how his extreme plans are hurting Virginia families. I stood up to him when it mattered & have not stopped fighting.

Today, I launched my campaign for Congress. I’ll fight to undo the harm to hardworking Americans. Share if you’re with me.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

There's only one word to describe a dude with a Nazi tattoo: Nazi.

The fact that Scully was always wrong says everything you need to know about Chris Carter.

Dana Scully: No Mulder don't be silly, it's just the title of low rent dating advice book from the 90s.

Fox Mulder: *somehow ends up being completely right about Men being from Mars and Women being from Venus by the end of the episode*

Let's hope Alito is too much of a narcissist to retire.

Global far right power grabs implies the existence of a possible global far right power failure

Yes, absolutely. But I also want to punish them—I want them to know that they suck.

Concentration camps

So I guess Dorsey's plan is to use AI agents to handle those 6,000 weekly check-ins.

The Baltimore Banner is one of the best nonprofit newsrooms in the country, so this is great news for Pittsburgh!

I wish Bluesky was like Reddit and I could dislike a post. I'd dislike every single AI slop video or meme that shows up in my feed. I'd pay a subscription to be able to dislike more than once.

You hate to see it.

Vance has a lot of similarities to Bari Weiss except some of the Epstein class seem to genuinely like Weiss whereas they only tolerate Vance.

This weekend I gave a presentation to a group of mostly college-aged folks and had a little line at the beginning of my slides that described it as an "AI-free presentation made by a human, for humans" and I had to pause for clapping at that part

you love to see it