Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.
Posts by Monteiro
Outstanding
Is Spike wearing a Pope Leo jersey?!
Same
"particularly" is a funny way to spell "exclusively"
If you insist on reading shit on Substack, at the very least install Jason’s browser extension and starve them of the attention. For the record, I trust Jason completely.
That’s the one.
If you're thinking of Tim Cook's legacy, this piece from last September: How Tim Cook sold out Steve Jobs. www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/h...
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Good news for everyone who's been asking me if there's going to be an epub of my new book. The answer is now… oui!
www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
the substack platform sent maybe 10 subscribers my way (only after i stopped posting there), but the only thing that ever significantly grew my audience was pivoting to Ghost and linking to it on Bluesky
ICE is still kidnapping people in Minneapolis.
A copy of my new book, How to Die (and other stories), propped up on a bed of pink styrofoam hearts, with a bunch of the same books behind it.
If you enjoy what I write, and you should because you are incredibly smart and very beautiful, you should get yourself a copy of my new book. People will come to your house, see it, and think you are troubled, but interesting. That’s the sweet spot. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
I appreciate that some of you want to have nuanced conversations about companies that are actively murdering children and seeking out Armageddon.
Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.
“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”
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this book is absolutely wonderful
I got my copy! And Seven digs it too. Get yours!
Turns out you can fix things when you care about fixing things.
I think they got slowly phased out in the early 90s.
Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash
Also, ❤️s are nice but reposts help pay the rent. 🙏
If you’ve already bought my book you should convince your friends to read it because they’ll also enjoy it. More importantly, you’ll be able to remind them you read it months ago, and you can lord that shit over them forever. That’s hive queen shit.
A copy of my new book, How to Die (and other stories), propped up on a bed of pink styrofoam hearts, with a bunch of the same books behind it.
If you enjoy what I write, and you should because you are incredibly smart and very beautiful, you should get yourself a copy of my new book. People will come to your house, see it, and think you are troubled, but interesting. That’s the sweet spot. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
This is Like a Prayer erasure and I won’t have it.
Rory Gilmore to Paris Gellar: God! You're like a pop-up book from hell.
my reaction any time i encounter ai slop in the wild
So the whole thing comes down to the pope denying that Jesus was pro-war? Is this why I keep seeing reports that Leo and Trump are "feuding"? Yes, but that framing, which is all over the media, is totally wrong. Leo and Trump aren't "feuding," and Trump did not "hit back," "strike back," or "return fire" against the pope. Trump has repeatedly launched unprovoked military actions that he and his lieutenants have attempted to cloak in the language of Christian righteousness. The pope has said that Christian righteousness is incompatible with unprovoked war. Trump has publicly mocked, derided, and attacked the pope; the pope hasn't attacked Trump at all. A feud requires the participation of two people. If you say, "We should respect the sovereignty of each individual, for we are all children of God," and I say, "Fuck you, you dirty hippie," what we have is not a feud. What we have is a principled person trying to have a conversation with an asshole.
Happy Saturday, once you’re done with your Saturday morning cartoons why not read about pizza!