man we are having a DAY over here

this is 98% the PMS talking but we should all be allowed to punch up to two (2) theatre-rule-breakers per screening

Lilly has no respect for her mother's affairs once she's been fed 😄

dropped a salad all over myself, the chair and my phone then made such weird noises about it the cat emerged to come stare at me

that's accurate!

raison bread and cheese is a weird combo but it WORKS

this is fantastic news

bin Laden died years before the raid on his compound

the CCAs that work at Nanny's LTC are on strike and I just noticed in pics a sign with a spelling error GUYS 🙈

I am holding my phone, typing out a message to send to my sister when I hear a racket at the back door. It's dad, wearing a bee keepers outfit and holding a lantern. He tells me his hair was driving him nuts so he went out to the garage to shave his head. Fin!

I've never had my cell so prominent!

There are 3 orange cats out there, one of them is Jill so I call for her but she won't come. (irl Jill is a gray stripy tabby) I try a couple more times then give up.
Mom and sister are in town, staying at Nanny's house (which got sold 2 years ago)
Then I realize dad is missing and start to panic

Dream!

I am at my parent's house and it's winter, possibly a blizzard happening. I peek out the front door window and there are 3 seals on the stoop/in the garden. I laugh, yell for Dad and grab my phone to take a picture of them. Then I wonder where the cat is. I go to the back door and open it

OoooOoo but yay!? I hope it works for ya!

Pppshhh needles in spines it'll be FINE

A meme of a frog with the text "I have to say weird stuff or I'll die"

omg! Do you need anything?! Hope the tests were productive 🫂

see the bucket and think it says grass and try to eat it so that leads to a fight with the 5 of'em about if cows can read. I don't engage, I just laugh and take the bucket away

dreampt I was hanging out with Temu Derry Girls - even Sister Michael was there, with a lanky sidekick. I think we were cleaning out a room but unclear where or why. I seal up a big bucket of glass waste; it has stickers but I write "glass" in giant letters with a sharpie. Orla wonders if cows will

oh thank god, it's embarrasing sometimes how much I miss watching stuff

Oh SNAP me neither!@! Was it explicitly mentioned in the movie and I just missed it 🤪

*rifles through a stack like playing cards* oh yeah that's the stuff

I'm so tired of the selfishness that is EVERYWHERE NOW

Fuck me, like we *just* had the largest fire in NS history! You can still see the burns on the trees!

we're all fine with creamers but the little milk ones being called milkers? NO, ICK

can't wait to watch NS get incinerated this summer cuz no one will implement the UnReAsOnAbLe ask to stay out of the tinderbox forests

Chief AI Officer? Fucking gross

absolutely yes

do you love pamphlets?! *finger guns* do we have a place for ya

literally dying waiting for my beaker of water to get to temp

what I thought would be delish but was actually really disappointing, borderline repulsive: mini garlic naans as the bun for a breakfast sammie

ORBITZ!!!!

AH, FAIR

That's the kinda thing I don't of until they watch the 45 sec long clip of my nostrils or some bs