✨MY LITTLE BLITZØ✨
A trend I wanted to see more of, esp w all the cute characters in Helluva! I’ve had this DTIYS in the WIPS for MONTHS, so if u wanna do your own version, PLEASE DO!! It can be ANY HB/Hazbin character! #itsblitz0dtiys and tag me, i wanna see!
Posts by Dare 🪱
SUP BITCHES I WROTE A DRABBLE. LIKE, MONTHS AGO. FUCK. ILU GHOST.
archiveofourown.org/works/81181341
I'm so good at enabling ☺️😇
my cat wants to be part of everything i do smfh (i love him)
rice krispies (5/5) i have had this done since just after new year’s i just suck at posting
rice krispies (4/5)! now we understand why i called it rice krispies. labeled suggestive bc of language and a phallic speech bubble wwwww happy new year guys! #stoltz
rice krispies (3/5) i think this is my favorite page. pls inform if my handwriting is too hard to read and i’ll transcribe it🫰
rice krispies (2/5 save meeee) my handwriting continues to be largely illegible in cursive but i am committed at this point. #stolitz do we tag here i forgor
rice krispies (1/…3, i think)
this spun so far out of control after a silly conversation with @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social on twitter, and i truly hate backgrounds so don’t mind the weird shit i did instead.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRR
Blitz and Stolas at a rage room, Stolas is smashing a peacock ceramic statue with a big hammer while Blitz cheers, holding a baseball bat. Around the room, objects to smash (a TV, bottles, a lamp) are available, as well as tools to smash them with (a hammer, a wrench, a heavy chain, even a cleaver and a morningstar). In the background, a sign reads "Need PPE? Are you a wuss or what?" (PPE=Personal Protection equipment such as gloves, face shields, helmets...)
Hi @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social! I hope you had a great Valentine's day weekend, I was assigned your prompts for the @helluvaexchanges.bsky.social Valentine's exchange, and your prompt about Stolitz going to a rage room was a lot of fun, Stolas definitely needs it!
I hope you like it! =)
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BESTTTT OMG 😭❤️ they're having so much funnnnn I'm so obsessed. The peacock statuette!!! The OSHA poster (high key need a sticker of the poster). This has made my entire month I love it so much 😭 thank you thank you thank youuuuuuu
Wait I'm obsessed
I SAW THIS PROMPT IN YOUR LIST AND IMMEDIATELY WENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️I hope I saw your vision and I had an absolute ball writing this 🥹 I'll definitely be writing more on this tradition!!!!!
Happy Valentine's day @k-screwball.bsky.social !!!! I'm your fic writer! I had a fantastic time inventing some hellish traditions for our favorite boys 🥹🫶
archiveofourown.org/works/79418846
Hey. Hey you 🫵 c'mere. Have you ever wanted to read bratty Blitzø getting fucked stupid by a cowboy in a tack room? Of course you do.
Filthy #blitzker smut now live!!! Tag your friends!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78372266
If anyone wants an Aussie Striker to step on them I also do parties. My price is a can of Monster. Unless you're Ghost then I'm free
OMG I GET TO SEE IT NOW WOOOOOOOO
Australia won't let me look at this but I'm blessed enough to be partially to blame 😍😍😍
(I'll confirm my age eventually, I'm just lazy)
MY SKIN? CLEAR. MY CROPS? WATERED? MY ASS? SAT.
STOLAS' EXPRESSION IN THAT LAST PANEL ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😭🥹🫶
I'm bouncing off the walls I'm so excited omg
Every time I see a human Blitzø design I get closer to getting an eyebrow slit
Omg I can't believe I haven't put gender fuckery over here yet!!!
Thank you thank you thank youuuuuu!!!!!
Omg thank you so much!!! This is one of my personal favorites of my works, I'm so glad it's loved 🥹
Black Eyeliner by @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social is such a sweet Fizz and Blitz friendship story. I love it so much and I feel its underappreciated. Please go read this, they're characterized so well! 5 times Blitz does Fizz' makeup and 1 time he returns the favor.
archiveofourown.org/works/62657260
does Viv know my mental health depends on a lizard and owl getting together and snuggling and kissing and being happy with their two daughters
if not can someone let her know
7 more followers and 7 more posts and my followers/following/posts will be 66 66 66 can I pull it off????
Blitzø tucking his tail in Stolas' back pocket cause walking hand in hand is impractical.
That's it, that's the post