Couldn’t tell you what I had for breakfast this morning, but stick a karaoke mic in my face and I’d sing that word for word, blindfolded 😂 best theme tune ever!

“yesterday, my day began with Dick”

Pure filth 😳 I’d slap a “rude” label that, too.

I love Waitrose - it helps keeps the riff-raff out of Fortnum & Mason.

Guess who’s five today? 🐶 ❤️ 🐶

#dogsofbluesky #labradorsofbluesky

Kit-Kunt

Nice conkers 👀

Shaking babes. Make me feel unsafe to leave the house - a young, vulnerable, slip of a man like me. It could have been my pussy willow 😞

An island in shock. This is the sort of thing you see in the movies, but never expect to happen on your own doorstep. 😞 We will recover and rebuild 💪

The MAGAs are revolting.

I wonder if Janey Godley’s daughter has kept the sign?

Pelvic floor like a bulldog clip? 🤥

Don’t forget to stock up on your holiday essentials if you go. 👀

The trick is to let them cool down first.

We all need a red line 😂

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for farting 💨

#mcm
#MonochromeMonday

💯 this.

If someone like JK or Lozza Fox posted something and no one engaged with it, they would implode in a vacuum of their own irrelevance and not be seen again.

“I never liked him anyway”

What is she, 8 years old?

Sounds like a cruise ship.

The MS Lesbiana

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
#TrustYourMother

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
#TrustYourMother

I love Waitrose. It keeps the riff-raff out of Fortnum and Masons 💅

😂😂

I daren’t - I’m forever loosing my keys as it is.

Out on the water

#mcm #MonochromeMonday

Never before have I watched a fight and wanted both opponents to simultaneously win/lose in equal measure.

We don’t celebrate 1st June in this house.
⛔️ 🐶 ⛔️

We don’t celebrate 1st June in this house.
⛔️ 🐶 ⛔️

A truck that can be written off by a scooter is not a truck. 😳😂