I keep trying

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Me: “Was supposed to have a date, but he cancelled on me and still hasn’t tried to reschedule.”
My friend: “Well, remember that guys will make time for the people that really matter.”
Me thinking about how I keep getting cancelled on or excluded by people:

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Scott:

Coming soon to WonderCon!

Sophie Cuckoo: Kate? Kate Pryde? Kitty Pryde: I went back to Kitty, actually. Kitty Pryde: I started going by Kate as a way to embrace growing into a new role. With everything regressing back to the status quo, trying to hold on to any change feels pointless. Sophie Cuckoo: Speaking of, they’re doing a new school and they want you to be a teacher again. Kitty Pryde: Remember when I spent three weeks just straight up murdering people? It was like a month ago, in universe.

The entire series could be summed up like this:

That threw me off during Wolverine and the X-Men where EVERYONE except Scott and Emma worshiped Wolverine. Warren and Logan getting along felt so weird.

Repost you in a singlet

If we ever get a chance to be at a con together with you as an angel and me as a nightcrawler, we need to recreate this

They’d been together for a bit by this point I think, so by now she’s just “ugh my idiot boyfriend hurt himself again. Must be Tuesday.”

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Warren when he surprised Candy with the painting

Stop looking at my collection of dong photos, Linda!

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Friend: What are you doing for Valentine’s Day next week?
My single ass:

Emma is gonna have the best time at the next Hellfire Gala with you.

God, I WISH a guy would start a conversation with me like that. Hit my hyper fixation on geeky stuff right from the start!

“Show me a comic you loved when you were 13, that’s all I need to know about you” - Brad Meltzer

I love the idea of Jean-Paul figuring out Tim before he does.

And yeah it’s kinda messed up how accurate this is. Bruce should not have been allowed to make replacement decisions while on that many pain meds.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

I saw someone say if they fought any DC comic character it would be Oracle (Barbara Gordon) because she can’t fight in a wheelchair.

I reminder you, THIS is Babs when she was in a wheelchair.

I’m always on the naughty list.😈🎁🎄

This is the same Lantern who kept knocking himself out. Not surprising he dropped the ball here.

Did he die in an Australian mine?

Would be happy to find that under my Christmas tree tomorrow.

See that’s how I’d rather be dressed for tonight. Or less than that.😜

Fröhliche Weihnachten! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your favorite blue elf to all my friends and family this season!

Ahhh… I gotcha!

Oh you’re a Christmas Eve present opener?

I’d be obsessed if that were me.

Had a guy I only met a couple of times comes up to me and call me “skinny fat” before telling me how to “fix my weight problem”. Thanks for reinforcing my body issues unprovoked.

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Anxiety mixed with depression is always a blast when you reach the end of the year and start thinking about all the ways you believe that you failed as a person, and spiraling further as a result of it.