gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon

you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever

If we bought a few less bombs, we could probably afford nice things.

One thing I'd like to see from the next presidency would be to appoint a special commission to prepare a report on the actual cost to defend the United States from attack.

Not foreign wars.

Just the cost to defend this country.

Getting hammered at an airport bar and making up a new identity is a national pastime

Well that one way

fml

They say that…..but it was supposed to be the 3rd leg of the retirement triangle: Pension, 401K, and Social Security.

We’re gonna be stuck with a peg leg as the other two will be gone

OK now why do I suddenly have meetings from 11:30 to 5:30 with zero break tomorrow…

What’s a pension? Does anyone besides a teacher, cop, or other public servant have a pension? Pensions aren’t even in my vocabulary or retirement plans….

The number of poisoned PDF iOS attempts I’ve gotten in the past few days is insane

Pam Bondi said, " If we let all of the Epstein files out we'd have to shut down the government." She may have been telling the truth for once.
SHUT THAT BITCH DOWN!

code for a function that matches negative keywords, such as "ffs" "horrible" "fuck you" "this sucks" "damn it" etc. and then sets a value to negative if found

thomas points out that claude code does "sentiment analysis" in the same extremely sophisticated way we did it in 2008 for the twitter zeitgeist tool we built for pepsico's sxsw experience

Thanks Golan!!!

Photo wearing a one-of-a-kind GLITCHWEAR sweater.

Screenshot of the GLITCHWEAR interactive, browser-based generator software.

Screenshot of the GLITCHWEAR store.

Screenshot of the GLITCHWEAR store.

Thrilled to see Dan @makeitdoathing.com has finally opened the glitchwear.store store for his one-of-a-kind, computationally generated, buyer-customized knitwear. I'm delighted to confirm that these are gorgeous and comfortable garments, too.

Dropping my latest project the GLITCHWEAR Custom Studio that lets you make custom knit-on-demand glitched up shirts!

Check it out at glitchwear.store and get your glitch on!

The other night I swore I discovered I was someone else in another life and it makes sense

BREAKING (must credit me): the New York wordmark on the road jerseys is slightly larger than in 2024-25, returning to the proper sizing they had from 2012-23.

Design- and aesthetics-wise, it makes a HUGE (no pun intended) difference

I think I macro’ed last night and sat up thinking I was some else reincarnated and it made sense….

LMAO overhead lighting

Oh those little hops 😂🤣

Melania, Donald, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the special election in Florida.

I don't wanna hear jack shit from him screeching about mail-in voting anymore.

#TrumpVotesByMail

What a bunch of fucking dumbasses

Horse loves acoustic guitar: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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Insider trading by the President would not be an official act, therefore he'd have no immunity if charged.

Who had troops on the ground before Easter? Have we checked the predictions markets?

BETA

“ICE hasn’t started doing X yet, why are people being so hysterical?? Trump said they are just there to help, we should take him at his word.” - thing we have heard from the dumbest fucks every single time right before ICE starts doing X.

Only a true wartime president takes a break to go to Graceland and say that he could beat up Elvis.