I knew I’d been doing *something* wrong.

Being “good” at rope is more often a function of disposable income, free time, and/or access than any sort of inherent skill.

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Listen the second you stop being a thousand miles away, consider your application accepted

Porn doesn’t make you violent.
Video games don’t make you violent.
Horror doesn’t make you violet.
Metal music doesn’t make you violent.

If you are not a Christian fascist conservative, please stop talking, acting and behaving like one.

Whose dick do I have to suck to be beaten into the next millennium.

Me too!!!

Sending metaphorical soup and solidarity. I am also grumpy!

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

1) So the last few days have seen a fair amount of hand wringing from the center left on the collapse of civilization because of the visceral positive reaction and cheering at the Brian Thompson shooting. (1/54)

The hitachi dying right before orgasm should be illegal.

I still want to do a multi day kidnapping scene as a bottom.

14. I am aggressively squicked by spit/drool/saliva. It’s a tragedy

12. Hands in mouths.

13. At this point I have done a lot. But I wish I could do more rope bottoming again

10. My most vanilla kink is probably…oral? Is that a kink?

11. Power exchange is absolute top of my list.

8. Emotional intelligence, general intelligence.

9. Usually hands. Sometimes face or ass.

6. I like hookups in the right context, but also love the slow burn of getting to know someone.,

7. Groups sex can be fun, but is much harder to get right. I like both, but default to 1:1

4. I am def not a virgin. Virginity is a stupid concept anyway. I started having sex when I was 18.

5. I am married to my life partner/baby daddy/love, but also have a variety of other partners!

1. Bisexual, but like, in the “Same and other genders” way.

2. Hardcore switch, but also really a submissive at heart.

3. I like hot sexting, but actual RP isn’t my vibe

10/10 commentary 😂

Let’s do a thing!

(Yes, even if we don’t know each other, I would still love to send you a card if it would brighten your season)

Hi friends! It is Christmas card season again. For the uninitiated, every year I send out Christmas/non-denominational holiday cards to anyone who would enjoy receiving one. No reciprocation is expected. If you want to receive a card, just comment here. If I need your address I will reach out!

(This will be going to my head, you know.)

😂

Most people aren’t good at rope, they are just tying bottoms that make them look good.

I saw the already frosted photo first, and incorrectly assumed it was 90 regular cupcakes and one weirdly massive one 😂

Those have also aggressed upon me 😂

Vegetable peelers are my arch nemesis. I always end up taking some skin (peeling myself? I guess?)

Dude riggers who change one friction on a basic harness and then name their ✨new creation✨ after themselves lmao