Ooooh! Me too

Me: Please come live at my house, I will give you lovely food, wonderful treats, great healthcare, snuggles and affection, a wonderful porch to watch squirrels from, toys of every description, cat trees to lie on and tuffets to perch on

Cat: What's in it for me

♥️

Lovely

Aw!

A new low in your longtime inability to rise to the moment.

May he never eat another spit-free meal.

The acronyms mean what?

Probably

Lulu, a tuxedo cat, lies on her side on a welcome mat in afternoon sunlight. Her black and white tummy is fully visible and completely adorable.

Unlike other tummies Lulu's isn't a trap

Am now Got A Favorite Spatula-years-old

These financial crimers look alike to me can people have more differently punchable faces

That's eleven things how will we keep track

They smelled like the glue you were supposed to later quit sniffing

Dog happiness is the best happiness

Turns out you can flunk an IQ test

A large plant near my house has pointed oval leaves and bright pink flower buds, giving us the feeling that spring is about to go big.

You've had a Monday and I'm sorry here have some lovely buds

Clothes hang on a square clothesline, mosty upside down. In the background, suburban houses limit the breeze.

Money-saving device

Lucky you!

Have two. They're small.

Service. It's a fucking service, not a profit center.

Unfamiliar with women, I see. Do go on.

What's wrong with you?

Carter's dead.

Altman is the poster boy for 'believe when someone shows you who they are the first time.' He has shown us who he is. Believe your own eyes

It sure does.

"...To you, my dearest friend, I leave my impressive and unparalleled collection single socks. I can already hear you weeping with joy..."

Well, at least they *consistently* fail to meet the moment.

I keep explaining this to people who choose not to get it.

Can smell this picture ew