You can feel him cursing me out in the second pic for not taking him off leash to have full zoomies

The best part of holidays is taking my horse to run around a bunch outside and then couch napping

This is Jack he is at least 17 :)

The funko pop belt

pee is NOT the enemy of poo. they are friends

Hell

it's not that i don't perceive social norms -- i'm not someone who won't engage in small talk or pleasantries. it's more that i am an adult, interacting with other adults, and carry the expectation that they will be honest and say what they mean. if they don't it is not my responsibility to decode.

GY!BE show cancelled I’m going down to red hook on Thursday anyway so I can drown myself in the Gowanus

a beautiful, tremendous can of limoncello la croix. a very tasty water

very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere

this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms

NYPD posted up in the subway literally just watching cocomelon on their phones

My fave thing about ED recovery is enjoying PB again I’m ngl

My parents dog (who we got when I was in HS mind you) looks a lot like Lucy also

She looks mean I love her

Skill issue

The amount of times I’ve casually recounted a family anecdote and been met with “I’m so sorry that happened”

It’s so beautiful to wrench yourself out of bed early even though you have a mild hangover so you can go to the farmers market and buy a Swiss chard the size of your entire torso

If anyone needs a coors light there’s one in the main Brooklyn public library bathroom up for grabs!

Reintroduction thread:
Name: Teddy
Pronouns: they/them going on twelve years now lmao
Location: da big apple
Interests: sewing, reading, baking, and also things that don’t make me seem trad I promise
Vocation: weird gay guy
Other: look at me dressed like slutty Lee Harvey Oswald on Halloween

Big baby convention

Does anyone in blue sky ™ want to come to my band’s (GRIP) first show on 12/6 in Brooklyn New York :)

i got in for philly but what a nightmare

Hi it’s Ted I joined because I’m nosy but idk how active I’ll be. If I’m posting it’ll be about sewing, vegan cooking/baking, “social” “commentary,” bitching, or my freak dog and sweetie pie partner