Are any of you pornosexuals, solosexuals, gooners, goonettes, or any other type of chronic, addicted, porn-loving masturbators using Stoat chat yet?

#Discord #Stoat

Hmm, that ImageFap account looks familiar. 😉

OMG fuuuuck that body! ❤️‍🔥

bdsmlr goes years w/o fixing bugs or talking to its users.

It begins fixing stuff, but badly.

It begins talking to its users, but can't take negative criticism.

I hate to leave the good people still there behind, but I won't tolerate "Don't say anything bad about us or we'll ban you."

🖕 #bdsmlr

This is so bad that I truly cannot even begin to describe it. Basically, it's a screenshot of the new bdsmlr Archive over which I wrote in Stop Sign Red, "Fuck this bullshit! Join me on Imaglr!"

For those who still have an account but haven't seen it yet, the #bdsmlr Archive "upgrade" is one of the worst web design decisions ever made...and, as one might expect, it doesn't even function correctly. The calendar design alone looks like some crackpot Eastern Bloc commie from the '70s did it. 🤦‍♂️

The Morgan State University dance squad has been the best so far, though. They had no fucks to give about the rain in their tight costumes.

Having the Tournament of Roses Parade in the rain is too stimulating. Lost of "headlights on" and now I just spotted a camel toe on one of the band dancers. Mmmm.

Despite what a shitty year this has been in the USA *and* with my job, this turned out to be a very nice Christmas. Now I get the best present of all...some time to spend stroking my penis while looking at porn. I hope that, like me, you too will get to enjoy some...

Happy masturbating! 🙂

It's time to spend some of Christmas Eve with pornography and my hand on my penis. It's truly a happy holiday!

#pornosexual

Juniper Ren is so hot!

Don't let her down...

A couple of other posts here about bdsmlr being down (again) were made ~15 hours ago, but I'm pretty sure it has been at least a few hours longer. One always has to wonder with that place if any long outage is permanent...which, as awful as that site's performance has been, would still be a shame.

Seems about right for this wacky year.

anisota.net/harvest

Oh yes! That's one I've never seen before.

"NextTimeForReal" came up as "Double check that the username is correct."

Well, does it?

Back after my ISP accidentally disconnected me and a "Captain, it's Wednesday" work week so far. Hope to be back to blogging and caption making soon.

Be careful! I think that mashing up In-N-Out and McDonald's is illegal in California. 😄

This is a real photo, btw.

Laminated reusable cum targets.

I've been enjoying the show from season one! 🤤🤤🤤

Yes, I am a good boy! 🤤🤤🤤

In this period, it's important to remember to help each other....

I'm glad many more people have learned that, once you get slapped by Bluesky's AI-based moderation or have to try to get help from it, you're screwed.

Love this one. I got hard thinking about you wanking over all of those captions until you cum all over yourself.

Yes, that's me.

Some of the captions are by @pussyfreeloser.bsky.social

I hope all is well with you. It's never any fun to be away from porn fun but, sometimes, it's got to be done.

For those of you that like things in one big wad, I just posted my 24 most recent captions at ImageFap.

Happy masturbating! 🙂

www.imagefap.com/gallery/1343...

#captions #goon #gooner #gooning #masturbation #MasturbationCaptions #MasturbationEncouragement #PornCaptions #pornographicus #pornosexual

With it now having been well over a week of 500 errors, it taking multiple attempts to get posts to go through if they go through at all (I couldn't even get this message to go through as a text post!), and Dashboard pages being so slow to load that I'm having flashbacks of being on dial-up again, I am pausing my posting here on bdsmlr. Yes, I have completely cleared my cache, tried different browsers (both Firefox and Chromium based), and turned off all security measures. Nothing works. bdsmlr is simply shitting the bed again, and I'm tired of it. I will check in at least once a week to see if bdsmlr gets its act together in either fixing the current system or introduces its new platform running on WordPress. Until then, you can still find me as "pornographicus" at ImageFap and Imaglr.

bdsmlr is so fucked up right now that it wouldn't even put this up as a text post. I had to create this picture instead.

Yeah, I know that bdsmlr has always had shit tier performance. I still like the people there that have become my friends and just wish it would get its act together.

#bdsmlr

Left panel is me.